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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you disagree with any of Dynamike's post.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17503 Posts ![]() |
When you polish your linking rings every week...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you only would perform six figured shows.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17503 Posts ![]() |
When you go through 5 decks of cards a day practicing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you perform shows for those who were just born in hospitals.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
When you try to raise an audience at the morgue.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-08-23 10:53, tabman wrote: When James Tong's funny bones are tickled again by tabman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you perform for those who mentioned they are not interested.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you want to be the resident magician for the nudist camp.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-08-23 17:35, JamesTong wrote: Talk about sleight of hand!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you chose to visit Jay's imaginary magic shop.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
When you sit in the imaginary magic shop and look at the thousands of imaginary props and the make believe tools and equipment then you look at the calendar and realize that the rent is due and that's not an illusion (or very funny either).
Can you spare a brother a dime and penny - for a Scotch & Soda that once cost $1.35 but now costs $2.85 and even though you tell them that you can pay for it with money - folding money - they think you have bills (not quarters) but you can't wait for the waitress any longer so you take a bite from your coin only to find out that it was once swallowed by Flipper so he had to go to a doctor named Slippery Sam BUT everything came out.... in the end, remembering, that this all happened on Maggie's Night Out at the hotel where Sam The Bellhop was working behind the bar and the nice girl next to you was wondering if you could get her some Room Service but you had to tell her that you didn't work there, you just look like it because of your tuxedo and no one else there could Top-It, so you offered her your card and she objected because she said she was not a Sucker Trick but just wanted to smoke mother nature which would make her a Zig Zag Girl and you told here you had to leave because she was completely Mismade but she could pose for a quick picture and you would consider it Modern Art and even thought the idea was really Passé' you didn't care because you already paid the bartender Off The Cuff and it was time to say goodbye before they put you in the Crazy Man's handcuffs. So ............ do I spend enough time in my imaginary magic shop dreaming up imaginaryiums? You be the judge but I want you to know that I appreciate your appreciation most appreciatively from the bottom of my change bag. Hay if this place is so imaginary.... why am I going home, right now?
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
It's not "in your dreams", is it?
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When I am trying to read all the imaginary posts and wonder whether all my friends here are also imaginary names with funny avatars attached.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you begin to wonder if you are an imaginary name with a avatar attached.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
(you spelled "you" wrong.) Your personal grammar host, Dynamike.
When you think you are the best magician in the world. |
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts ![]() |
When you imagine/day dream/ponder if you have the time or the money to take the Chavez course- wouldn't that be really cool?!!!!...
and you have neither the practice time available, your checkbook is almost overdrawn, and of course not to mention the complete lack of manipulative skill required... |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
Clown college is harder
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you have been doing magic for over twenty years, but have not got paid once.
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts ![]() |
That you keep referring to your Key Ring as a wedding ring for an elephant...
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