When you disagree with any of Dynamike's post.

When you polish your linking rings every week...

When you only would perform six figured shows.

When you go through 5 decks of cards a day practicing...

When you perform shows for those who were just born in hospitals.

When you try to raise an audience at the morgue.

When James Tong's funny bones are tickled again by tabman

When you perform for those who mentioned they are not interested.

When you want to be the resident magician for the nudist camp.

Talk about sleight of hand!

When you chose to visit Jay's imaginary magic shop.

When you sit in the imaginary magic shop and look at the thousands of imaginary props and the make believe tools and equipment then you look at the calendar and realize that the rent is due and that's not an illusion (or very funny either).

Can you spare a brother a dime and penny - for a Scotch & Soda that once cost $1.35 but now costs $2.85 and even though you tell them that you can pay for it with money - folding money - they think you have bills (not quarters) but you can't wait for the waitress any longer so you take a bite from your coin only to find out that it was once swallowed by Flipper so he had to go to a doctor named Slippery Sam BUT everything came out.... in the end, remembering, that this all happened on Maggie's Night Out at the hotel where Sam The Bellhop was working behind the bar and the nice girl next to you was wondering if you could get her some Room Service but you had to tell her that you didn't work there, you just look like it because of your tuxedo and no one else there could Top-It, so you offered her your card and she objected because she said she was not a Sucker Trick but just wanted to smoke mother nature which would make her a Zig Zag Girl and you told here you had to leave because she was completely Mismade but she could pose for a quick picture and you would consider it Modern Art and even thought the idea was really Passé' you didn't care because you already paid the bartender Off The Cuff and it was time to say goodbye before they put you in the Crazy Man's handcuffs.

So ............ do I spend enough time in my imaginary magic shop dreaming up imaginaryiums? You be the judge but I want you to know that I appreciate your appreciation most appreciatively from the bottom of my change bag.

Hay if this place is so imaginary.... why am I going home, right now?

It's not "in your dreams", is it?

When I am trying to read all the imaginary posts and wonder whether all my friends here are also imaginary names with funny avatars attached.

When you begin to wonder if you are an imaginary name with a avatar attached.

(you spelled "you" wrong.) Your personal grammar host, Dynamike.

When you think you are the best magician in the world.

When you imagine/day dream/ponder if you have the time or the money to take the Chavez course- wouldn't that be really cool?!!!!...

and you have neither the practice time available, your checkbook is almost overdrawn, and of course not to mention the complete lack of manipulative skill required...

Clown college is harder

When you have been doing magic for over twenty years, but have not got paid once.

That you keep referring to your Key Ring as a wedding ring for an elephant...