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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts 
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When you've lost a girlfriend to Clown College in Sarasota.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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So... who would the real clown be?
Jay Leslie
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2861 Posts
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When you like to see your name posted in multiple sections of this area at the same time as fooling around on the computer sures beats working on all the other stuff I should be doing itstead... That you ended up spending $78 at Wal-Mart for the large Sterilite plastic shelf contained drawers (on sale for $13 each) because you have tons of lose magic laying around and no place to put it...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-08-24 17:59, jay leslie wrote: Well I guess we both were pros and it all worked out. We're still in touch since the 70s and she's no longer a professional clown. She owns a bar in Mexico and has invited me down but I cant go yet. I'll have to sail 1100 miles across the gulf in my boat and Im not readdy for that yet. I'll let you know when I go. Maybe you will want to go with me.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17160 Posts
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When you travel 1100 miles to meet an ex clown bartender...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-08-24 21:19, joseph wrote: Yes, but if you had known her when she was 18 it would be a different story!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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When you marry an assistant who has no money.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2861 Posts
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When you know that never again in magic history will anyone ever top Higgin's performance at this year's Abbott's Get-Together in regards to making a giant confetti mess over much of the high school gym... pounds of glittering material spread all over the place... made the average magician's "snowstorm" seem like a hiccup...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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When you believe someone who claims they knew Houdini.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2861 Posts
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How did Hank Moorehouse know Higgins? Spending too much time with magic?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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On 2009-08-25 12:15, Dynamike wrote: When you can actually say you knew Houdini! What's that you say, Houdini died in 1926, well we lived right next door in 1928.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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When you quit your job to become a magician.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17160 Posts
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You go to the gun show to practice your bullet catching trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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When you practice your bullet catching trick with your ex-wife.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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When you use your Iron Maiden to catch 51 cards and the selected card falls to the floor unharmed.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When you are half way through the routine before you realize the lady assistant you called up on stage from the audience is Nani Darnell.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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When you advertise an imaginary magic shop on the Café.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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When you're hung up on Nani Darnell.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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magicgettogether Special user Michigan 556 Posts
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When you belong to the Colon (Magic Capital of the World) Michigan Chamber of Commerce and live 2 hours away.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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When you retire from performing and take-up magic as a hobby.
Jay Leslie
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