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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
When your license plate reads MAGISH 1.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17497 Posts ![]() |
Your penny loafers have walking liberty halves in them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
When you sew a long tube down your pants leg so you can drop stink-bombs...... undetected.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When after two days of struggle you finally manage to repair the lock on your car door and think you have pulled off the trick of the century.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you put so much time on your website instead of the Café.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you start thinking and calculating how any spiders you need to catch for your cups and balls final loads.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17497 Posts ![]() |
When you give your wife a bouquet of balloon roses for your anniversary...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you cannot even remember the simpliest automatic card trick you have learnt 30 years ago.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
When you use dial-up to get on this forum!
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you really call Jay's magic shop.
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jiayi![]() Veteran user Canada 313 Posts ![]() |
When you read all 53 pages of this thread.
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you accomplish more post than Photius in this forum.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17497 Posts ![]() |
When you put $5 under your pillow, and the magic fairy leaves a tooth...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
When you don't have $5 or any teeth.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you walk into a casino with $100,000 while listening to your girlfriend telling you magic will happen, and walk out with nothing.
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Bill Ligon![]() Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts ![]() |
When you start acting like Dynamike.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you read your magic books backwards.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you start collecting magic books in other languages even though you will not understand a single word of it.
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you show off to your family dealing with how many post you have.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you are palming a coin in each hand even when you are doing your house chores.
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