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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you try and classic palm 100 coins at once.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
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On 2009-08-28 16:31, Dynamike wrote: Dynamike, you mean you can't?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you go camping using your Asrah table as your bed, your Impaled to catch game, your Doves to Bunny as a lure, your Disecto to prepare it and your Cremation to cook it..... in your back yard.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
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On 2009-08-28 16:51, Bill Ligon wrote: I just started last night. I can only classic palm 99 presently. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
When you perform rubber band magic, you always play a snappy tune...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Is that while you are camping out?
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you are busy with magic from the beginning to the end.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your family and pets run away when you whip out your close up mat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you want to be the next Dai Vernon ... 24 hours of magic everyday.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you spend your spare time between Church tours at the Greek Festival reading magic books.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Ireland Loyal user Regina, Sask. Canada 217 Posts |
...when you post on 'Gag tag.'
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
When your rabbit is an escape artist and is named "Houdini."
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
When your double lift looks good...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you hide a force card in your double chin.
When you blame a trick that goes wrong on your trick knee. When the only way to make the audience laugh is if you hit your funny bone.. When you know that a "shiner" has nothing to do with a black eye. When you really pierce your arm for needle through arm. When you hire a one-handed assistant so your hand chopper looks more realistic. When you shave your assistants head so you can see a reflection of a card When the bald assistant and the one handed assistant are the same and you ask them to marry you.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
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On 2009-08-29 21:13, jay leslie wrote: I don't think Parson Smith would marry you , Jay, your just not his type.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
I know a man who married two other men, he was also a priest and he married them... to their wives.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You ask all the Café members for their business card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You grow your own silkworms.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you really enjoy the humor posted in this thread.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you perform without listening to Dynamike's advice.
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