When you try and classic palm 100 coins at once.

Dynamike, you mean you can't?

When you go camping using your Asrah table as your bed, your Impaled to catch game, your Doves to Bunny as a lure, your Disecto to prepare it and your Cremation to cook it..... in your back yard.

I just started last night. I can only classic palm 99 presently.

When you perform rubber band magic, you always play a snappy tune...

Is that while you are camping out?

When you are busy with magic from the beginning to the end.

Your family and pets run away when you whip out your close up mat...

When you want to be the next Dai Vernon ... 24 hours of magic everyday.

When you spend your spare time between Church tours at the Greek Festival reading magic books.

...when you post on 'Gag tag.'

When your rabbit is an escape artist and is named "Houdini."

When your double lift looks good...

When you hide a force card in your double chin.
When you blame a trick that goes wrong on your trick knee.
When the only way to make the audience laugh is if you hit your funny bone..
When you know that a "shiner" has nothing to do with a black eye.
When you really pierce your arm for needle through arm.
When you hire a one-handed assistant so your hand chopper looks more realistic.
When you shave your assistants head so you can see a reflection of a card
When the bald assistant and the one handed assistant are the same and you ask them to marry you.

I don't think Parson Smith would marry you , Jay, your just not his type.

I know a man who married two other men, he was also a priest and he married them... to their wives.

You ask all the Café members for their business card...

You grow your own silkworms.

When you really enjoy the humor posted in this thread.

When you perform without listening to Dynamike's advice.