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JamesTong
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When you try to shoot darts with the magician's blindfold on and the hands thumb cuffed.
Father Photius
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When you bought copies # 2, 3, and 4 of Bev Bergeron's new book at TAOM and are contemplating taking out a contract on Bruce Chadwick for beating me to copy #1.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You sleep with three thumb tips, on.
JamesTong
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Jay, where did you put the third thumb tip on? Smile
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He ain't tellin'!
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JamesTong
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Let's hope he would.
jay leslie
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It's the famous "Appearing Thumb In The Mouth Trick" which works on the same age kids as the famous "I've Got Your Nose Trick".... patent pending.
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On 2009-09-12 16:04, jay leslie wrote:
It's the famous "Appearing Thumb In The Mouth Trick" which works on the same age kids as the famous "I've Got Your Nose Trick".... patent pending.

When you purchase that trick.
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You tear and restore your sugar packet before dumping it in your coffee...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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When you keep trying to levitate the coffee cup you are drinking your coffee with every morning.
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And then bend the spoon...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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When you try to perform magic with every item laid down for breakfast so you can proudly call yourself an impromptu magician.
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When all the keys on your keychain are bent...
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JamesTong
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When you are wearing a bunch of rubber bands everywhere you go and have them on 24/7.
Father Photius
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When the restaurant manager removes all the silverware every time he sees you comming.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You bring 100 taped up dollar bills for exchange at the bank...
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JamesTong
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When the stationery shop refuse to sell you anymore rubber bands.
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When you decide it's cheaper to make your own rubber bands out of discarded bicycle inner tubes.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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When you look at every fan, in a costume shop, to see if they come with eggs.
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When you carry a cup with you everywhere so you can find all sorts of final load for it.
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