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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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When you try to shoot darts with the magician's blindfold on and the hands thumb cuffed.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you bought copies # 2, 3, and 4 of Bev Bergeron's new book at TAOM and are contemplating taking out a contract on Bruce Chadwick for beating me to copy #1.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You sleep with three thumb tips, on.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Jay, where did you put the third thumb tip on?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He ain't tellin'!
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Let's hope he would.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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It's the famous "Appearing Thumb In The Mouth Trick" which works on the same age kids as the famous "I've Got Your Nose Trick".... patent pending.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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You tear and restore your sugar packet before dumping it in your coffee...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you keep trying to levitate the coffee cup you are drinking your coffee with every morning.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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And then bend the spoon...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you try to perform magic with every item laid down for breakfast so you can proudly call yourself an impromptu magician.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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When all the keys on your keychain are bent...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you are wearing a bunch of rubber bands everywhere you go and have them on 24/7.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When the restaurant manager removes all the silverware every time he sees you comming.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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You bring 100 taped up dollar bills for exchange at the bank...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When the stationery shop refuse to sell you anymore rubber bands.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you decide it's cheaper to make your own rubber bands out of discarded bicycle inner tubes.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When you look at every fan, in a costume shop, to see if they come with eggs.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you carry a cup with you everywhere so you can find all sorts of final load for it.
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