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jay leslie
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You wrap your own gift for your birthday because no one else has a clue what to get you.
MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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When you go to an Indian restuarant everthing has to be ordered with extra Paul Curry on it...
jay leslie
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When you bang your head real hard, on a cabinet door, and the first thing you do is log on for a laugh.
JamesTong
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You start writing the 'to buy' xmas magic gift list for yourself and keep adding to it everyday.
The great Gumbini
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You buy stuff you already have---from you!


Good magic to all,


Eric
JamesTong
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You keep performing to yourself the tricks you like very much.
joseph
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Please ignore my
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You beat your kid to Santa's lap to tell him what magic you want for xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... imagine you are twice the size of Santa Smile
Father Photius
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When you wish Santa would magically change all the magic stuff you already have into good magic stuff (Its either that or buy a new house for the new magic stuff).
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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I wonder how Santa could bring a Zig Zag lady down the chimney for the magician wishing for it Smile
joseph
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You bypass Santa and deal directly with his elves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you request that Dynamike play Santa.
JamesTong
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You go straght to Santa's workshop so you can collect the props you wished even before Christmas.
Dynamike
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When you put a tooth under your pillow hoping to receive a trick from the Tooth Fairy.
JamesTong
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When we are having fun taking this thread off subject.
Dynamike
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When you have 10 different bookings in one day.
JamesTong
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When after performing at 10 different venues you go to a magic shop because you thought it is your house.
Dynamike
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When you sleep in your clothes being ready for a last minute call.
joseph
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When you put $5 under your pillow, hoping for a tooth...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you register with every magic website forum.
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