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You get a job as a chimney sweep, just so you can wear a tux...
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When you are up early in the morning on the Café.
JamesTong
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When you noticed that there are also many friends from the Café spending too much time with magic.
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When you decide to take a road trip to meet all your Café friends.
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JamesTong
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When you eagerly want to have beer with all your Café buddies.
Dynamike
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When you travel to all your Café friends' houses to show them what you can do.
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When you go to someone else's house and walk around sideways because old habits are hard to break.
Dynamike
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When you buy something from a make believe magic shop.
joseph
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You collect magician trading cards...
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MagicBus
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You collect bottle caps as you never know when you'll need to do a matrix routine and nothing else will be available to you that you can easily palm...
Father Photius
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When you break into Jay's workship just to sniff the glue.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Quote:
On 2009-09-19 23:08, Father Photius wrote:
When you break into Jay's workship just to sniff the glue.


... and a bunch of Café buddies follow you too.
Dynamike
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When your wife divorces you for being a magician.
joseph
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You make your wife shape your pancakes like a dove or rabbit...
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When you eat from your dove pan.
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And drink from your chop cup or lota bowl...
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And hang your clothes with your magic wands or appearing canes.
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You keep finding your wedding ring tied on your shoelace...
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You want one thumb tip for each T.T effect.
Bill Ligon
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You insist on silver dollar pancakes for breakfast and do a matrix routine with those and slices of toast. And you're in Denny's. Alone.
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