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Why did I just find Josephs business card under my windshield wiper.... again?
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When you actually keep a written record of the number of times you practice any given move.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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On 2009-05-23 13:22, Father Photius wrote:
When you actually keep a written record of the number of times you practice any given move.


(Oh! Oh! Fr. Photius, That is exactly what I do)

When you keep saying to everyone you meet, "We have not met before, right? And there is absolutely no way we have arranged this meeting, is that right? I would like to to say to those wonderful people in the audience that we do not know each other at all, can you do that? Thank you!"
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When you look into an audience and can't find anyone that you have not met before.
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When you keep on pestering Fr. Photius for his latest Thumb Tip routine.
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When you lay down to go to sleep at night,... instead of counting sheep you count rabbits or doves.
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When you have 200 pictures of Nancy Lou Arends.
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When Nancy Lou Arends is the only one in the audience you have not met...
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Who's Nancy Lou Arends? I don't think I am spending enough time in magic.
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No... you're spending WAY too much time in magic and that's exactly why you DON'T know her.

You're just playing with your balls a bit much.
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You got me there, Jay. Good one.

Seriously .... who's Nancy Lou Arends?
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How do I google, let me spell the ways. Goo gle - G oogle - Goog le - El goog

I give up.

(Why are we the only people with nothing to do today? Joseph is at his weenie roast. obviously.
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Who is Nancy Lou Google?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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The clothes I got back from the cleaner smell like weenie roast smoke...
They need to be googled again...
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When you have nothing better to do than googling Nancy Lou Arends...

But I have not found it. Who is she ?
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When you Googled Nancy's name and found nothing but wanted to see how many other people would do the same. Then... you are defiantly spending way too much time with magic AND the computer.
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(Nancy Lou was always known by her nick name, Nani.)

When you have known her long enough to know that. (Of course she is still a sweet young thing, she doesn't age, just the rest of us get older.)
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Ahhhhh finally the secret is out .... Nancy Lou Arends is Nani. But who is Nancy Lou Google? Bill, who are she?

We are definitely spending wayyyyyy tooooo much time with magic. Now we want to know whos who. LOL
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You are spending way too much time when you have to google every other post to act like you know what end is up.

Incidentally

If you don't know what end is up, please don't come over to my house and eat my soup, I'd be afraid what happens if you burp.
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(I feel a big burp coming on after eating that soup made by Nancy Lou Google over at Jay's house.)


When you become a founding member of Mark Wilson's Magic University even though you have memorized CCIM, Video Course in Magic, own three Sorcers Apprentice Magic Kits, owned two of the original Mark Wilson TV magic kits, and attended multiple Mark Wilson lectures, plus know that this Mark Wilson isn't a race car driver. (Whew, Jay, that glue is strong stuff!)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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