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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts 
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You have 20,000 posts and your questions were all answered a long time ago.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17050 Posts
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You have 20,000 posts, and they are all in the "now that's funny" forum...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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When your mowing the lawn and start to wonder if it would be possible to do a vanishing weed trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts
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When you are on every magic website forum of the internet.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you yell "you lie" at all the magic lectures you attend.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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... you spend so much time at the junk yard to see whether you can find anything that can be converted to magic props.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17050 Posts
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You spend 2 hours in the Halloween store looking for a masked magician mask...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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When you buy a masked magician mask and send it to Dynamike and invite him to wear it on a visit with you to the Magic Castle.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17050 Posts
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You have 45 watches in your pockets, and forgot where you got them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you can't remember your real name.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17050 Posts
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Your cat made 3 doves disappear...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-10-08 21:22, Father Photius wrote: That's a good one, Fr. Photius 
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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When you call up Dynamike and offer to teach him the Buried Alive Illusion, but you don't know it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17050 Posts
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You try sneaking in the back door of the Magic Castle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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You have been doing research for 50 years and have not written a single magic book yet.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17050 Posts
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You have a close up show in your wallet...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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You cannot resist performing the latest effect you just learned.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17050 Posts
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You wait near the mailbox every day for your next magic shipment...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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You arrange the props in your house to look like a magic shop.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and then you start buying stuff from yourself telling your significant other what a good deal you got from your alternate personality.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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