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Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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You have 20,000 posts and your questions were all answered a long time ago.
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joseph
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You have 20,000 posts, and they are all in the "now that's funny" forum...
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Father Photius
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When your mowing the lawn and start to wonder if it would be possible to do a vanishing weed trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you are on every magic website forum of the internet.
tabman
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... when you yell "you lie" at all the magic lectures you attend.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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... you spend so much time at the junk yard to see whether you can find anything that can be converted to magic props.
joseph
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You spend 2 hours in the Halloween store looking for a masked magician mask...
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Father Photius
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When you buy a masked magician mask and send it to Dynamike and invite him to wear it on a visit with you to the Magic Castle.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You have 45 watches in your pockets, and forgot where you got them...
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tabman
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... you can't remember your real name.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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Your cat made 3 doves disappear...
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JamesTong
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On 2009-10-08 21:22, Father Photius wrote:
When you buy a masked magician mask and send it to Dynamike and invite him to wear it on a visit with you to the Magic Castle.


That's a good one, Fr. Photius Smile
Father Photius
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When you call up Dynamike and offer to teach him the Buried Alive Illusion, but you don't know it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You try sneaking in the back door of the Magic Castle...
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JamesTong
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You have been doing research for 50 years and have not written a single magic book yet.
joseph
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You have a close up show in your wallet...
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JamesTong
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You cannot resist performing the latest effect you just learned.
joseph
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You wait near the mailbox every day for your next magic shipment...
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JamesTong
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You arrange the props in your house to look like a magic shop.
tabman
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... and then you start buying stuff from yourself telling your significant other what a good deal you got from your alternate personality.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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