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JamesTong
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... and the funeral message is ... there goes one more dumb magician Smile
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You talk in your sleep...and it's the patter for Stan, Kate and Edith
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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When you paint your TT florescent orange, so you can find it in the dark.
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... when you paint your hand florescent orange to match your florescent orange TT.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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You call Jay to ask him how to do a magic trick.
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When you pass out your TT to show that it isn't gimmicked.
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When anytime you approach a group of people you find yourself saying "Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen, for my first trick I'd like to...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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On 2009-10-14 16:30, Bill Ligon wrote:
When you pass out your TT to show that it isn't gimmicked.


When you pass out your TT to show that it is not made in China.
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You steal every cup with a recessed bottom from a restaurant because it might come in handy later
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Quando omni flunkus moritati
JamesTong
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You wander whether you are a magician or a junkyard operator.
Bill Ligon
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You try to vanish your cat in your "magic box," and your cat doesn't want to go in the box.
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JamesTong
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You try to appear your puppy from a square circle but the prop start walking away before you can produce your pet.
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... you wish your folks had named you Magic Johnson.

Posted: Oct 15, 2009 2:08pm
... when you think that Magic Johnson is a good name for the old ding dong sponge prop.
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JamesTong
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... you start making the sponge ding dong in different sizes and colors so you can use them for different performances.
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You fasten your sponge ding dong to the door as a knocker
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You Tenkai palm your pancakes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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On 2009-10-15 12:13, JamesTong wrote:
You try to appear your puppy from a square circle but the prop start walking away before you can produce your pet.


That's funny, James. What an image that conjures up!

Posted: Oct 15, 2009 11:01pm
You produce the sponge ding dong during your Gospel show in a church.
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When you tell all others magicians to get their own ding-a-ling.
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JamesTong
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On 2009-10-15 22:57, Bill Ligon wrote:
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On 2009-10-15 12:13, JamesTong wrote:
You try to appear your puppy from a square circle but the prop start walking away before you can produce your pet.


That's funny, James. What an image that conjures up!


This actually happened to me. That little fella is so strong and it is hilarious to see the prop walking away from me and my square circle is quite big.
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James, you should make that a part of the act! I would love to have seen that.
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