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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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... and the funeral message is ... there goes one more dumb magician
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Rockabilly Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts
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You talk in your sleep...and it's the patter for Stan, Kate and Edith
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts
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When you paint your TT florescent orange, so you can find it in the dark.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you paint your hand florescent orange to match your florescent orange TT.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You call Jay to ask him how to do a magic trick.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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When you pass out your TT to show that it isn't gimmicked.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When anytime you approach a group of people you find yourself saying "Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen, for my first trick I'd like to...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-10-14 16:30, Bill Ligon wrote: When you pass out your TT to show that it is not made in China. |
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Rockabilly Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts
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You steal every cup with a recessed bottom from a restaurant because it might come in handy later
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You wander whether you are a magician or a junkyard operator.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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You try to vanish your cat in your "magic box," and your cat doesn't want to go in the box.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You try to appear your puppy from a square circle but the prop start walking away before you can produce your pet.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you wish your folks had named you Magic Johnson.
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 2:08pm ... when you think that Magic Johnson is a good name for the old ding dong sponge prop.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you start making the sponge ding dong in different sizes and colors so you can use them for different performances.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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You fasten your sponge ding dong to the door as a knocker
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17488 Posts
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You Tenkai palm your pancakes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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On 2009-10-15 12:13, JamesTong wrote: That's funny, James. What an image that conjures up! Posted: Oct 15, 2009 11:01pm You produce the sponge ding dong during your Gospel show in a church.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you tell all others magicians to get their own ding-a-ling.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-10-15 22:57, Bill Ligon wrote: This actually happened to me. That little fella is so strong and it is hilarious to see the prop walking away from me and my square circle is quite big. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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James, you should make that a part of the act! I would love to have seen that.
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