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JamesTong
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Bill, unfortunately I don't keep pets anymore. I think that walking square circle effect would be great for magic conventions.
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... instead of seeing stars in your Lucky Charms you see rabbits.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you decide to call yourself "Sensei Magic".
Bill Ligon
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On 2009-10-16 13:11, JamesTong wrote:
... you decide to call yourself "Sensei Magic".


And you tie a black belt around your waist.
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JamesTong
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... and a red streamer around your forehead.
tabman
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... you can't remember if it's your birthday or Silent Mora's.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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You ring Jay Leslie to see if he has any paint left for your TT,
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
JamesTong
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... you have the dates of thousands of magicians birthdays.
Bill Ligon
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Your wife feeds you frog's eggs from the garden instead of caviar, and you don't know the difference because you're too busy planning your new act.
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You show the guy at the toll booth a coin routine during rush hour...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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On 2009-10-17 00:52, Bill Ligon wrote:
Your wife feeds you frog's eggs from the garden instead of caviar, and you don't know the difference because you're too busy planning your new act.


That's a good one, Bill. I wonder how frog's eggs taste.
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Your acr is 4 hours long...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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On 2009-10-17 10:03, joseph wrote:
Your acr is 4 hours long...


... and you use every known card techniques to achieve it.
tabman
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... when you cant think of a comeback to James Tong's last quip.

(I guess its time to finish cleaning out the shop and get started making the Sefalaljia cabinets as promised)

-=el tab
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bill Ligon
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(I wish I could afford one. I love Sefalaljia!)
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I can't even pronounce it.
Bill Ligon
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If you can't pronounce "it," you'll never be able to pronounce "Sefalaljia." Smile
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You havent got s clue what every one is on about. Sefalaljia could be the name of a curry in England
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
Larry Bean
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When you look through the coinage when the collection plate is passed at church for rare coins that you could palm.
JamesTong
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I am trying to learn how to pronounce 'Sefalaljia' properly.
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