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jay leslie
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When you always take extra time on details so people will buy your collectables a hundred years from now and remark "They don't make it like they used to".

Posted: May 25, 2009 6:23pm
When you wear fancy clothes to the holiday barbecue so you can tell people that you just came from a show.

(Ask Joseph)

Posted: May 25, 2009 6:24pm
When Joseph is the next post because he has been patiently waiting for his name to be mentioned.
Larry Bean
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When you call 2 reps at the weight lifting machine a double lift.
Father Photius
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When you kiss your girlfriend in front of your wife, get away with it, and call it an invisible pass.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you try classic palming everything or anything your hands can get hold of?

(Hmmmm I just wonder how I can classic palm Jay's pot of strong glue)
jay leslie
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Why is it that......

Sorry, Wrong thread.
Father Photius
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(Now that has got to be the ultimate proof that Jay knows he is spending too much time with magic)

When you have four filing cabinets of all the instructions that came with every trick you ever bought.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When you have 30,000 (thirty thousand) letters written from magician to magician and you have read all of them twice.

And your brain is ready to explode.
MagicBus
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That you started to cry (due to the artistic beauty of it) when watching Aldo Colombini's Three Ring Symphony routihe.
JamesTong
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That you keep on cleaning your props and accessories everyday even though you have not use them for any performances.
MagicBus
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That you are a trial lawyer and you do "Slow Burn" as part of your closing argument to the jury (true story).
Father Photius
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When you want to read Jay's 30,000 letters from magician to magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you want to find out how Jay spend his time to do so many things such as reading 30,000 letters, posting at the Café, building and selling his props, performing magic shows and sniffing his pot of glue and knowing all the gossips going on around the magic world.
Father Photius
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When you know who the five principle posters on this thread are.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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Oh no!!!

-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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Oh yes!
Father Photius
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When you just opened an old laptop computer's dvd tray and found a magic video in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you are so interested in finding how and where every female magicienne hide their doves ... especially those who are barely dressed on stage.
Father Photius
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(Don't think I haven't tried to get Celeste to tell me, James)

When you have more books on magic in your office than you do on your field of employment.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you have only a handful of business and marketing book, some 300 other magic books but a few tons of information on everything about Nani?
tabman
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When you check this thread before coffee in the morning.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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