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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
When you always take extra time on details so people will buy your collectables a hundred years from now and remark "They don't make it like they used to".
Posted: May 25, 2009 6:23pm When you wear fancy clothes to the holiday barbecue so you can tell people that you just came from a show. (Ask Joseph) Posted: May 25, 2009 6:24pm When Joseph is the next post because he has been patiently waiting for his name to be mentioned.
Jay Leslie
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Larry Bean![]() Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts ![]() |
When you call 2 reps at the weight lifting machine a double lift.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you kiss your girlfriend in front of your wife, get away with it, and call it an invisible pass.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you try classic palming everything or anything your hands can get hold of?
(Hmmmm I just wonder how I can classic palm Jay's pot of strong glue) |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
Why is it that......
Sorry, Wrong thread.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
(Now that has got to be the ultimate proof that Jay knows he is spending too much time with magic)
When you have four filing cabinets of all the instructions that came with every trick you ever bought.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
When you have 30,000 (thirty thousand) letters written from magician to magician and you have read all of them twice.
And your brain is ready to explode.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts ![]() |
That you started to cry (due to the artistic beauty of it) when watching Aldo Colombini's Three Ring Symphony routihe.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
That you keep on cleaning your props and accessories everyday even though you have not use them for any performances.
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts ![]() |
That you are a trial lawyer and you do "Slow Burn" as part of your closing argument to the jury (true story).
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you want to read Jay's 30,000 letters from magician to magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you want to find out how Jay spend his time to do so many things such as reading 30,000 letters, posting at the Café, building and selling his props, performing magic shows and sniffing his pot of glue and knowing all the gossips going on around the magic world.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you know who the five principle posters on this thread are.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
Oh no!!!
-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
Oh yes!
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you just opened an old laptop computer's dvd tray and found a magic video in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you are so interested in finding how and where every female magicienne hide their doves ... especially those who are barely dressed on stage.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
(Don't think I haven't tried to get Celeste to tell me, James)
When you have more books on magic in your office than you do on your field of employment.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you have only a handful of business and marketing book, some 300 other magic books but a few tons of information on everything about Nani?
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
When you check this thread before coffee in the morning.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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