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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
Your coffee mug is a Foo Can.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
You chopped/gaffed all the cups in your kitchen.
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.. your wife wants to go out on Couples Night and the first thing you think of is Howie's tin cup trick.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
You used up your Right Guard roughing cards.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
You start cutting and shredding playing cards to pieces and wonder what you can come out with.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
When you put slush powder in your coffee.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
You start collecting magic items along with know their historical origins.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
Your thumb tips are monogrammed for each day of the week.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
You actually have 30 pockets within 10 pockets.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
You realize that three of your hands are showing.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
You start working with false body parts.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
You answer the phone with "Are you sure you want that one?"
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
Every word you speak are carefully scripted and rehearsed.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
You are looking for Wand Insurance.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
You are over meticulous and too organized with your props.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
Take your doves to family reunions.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
Your house is known as your neighbourhood zoo.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
You automatically force a 10 on good looking women.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
You make 10 inner pockets just to hold 10 TTs.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20514 Posts ![]() |
When you look inside all pockets for more pockets.
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