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The dollar store is your favorite research and development centre.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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You buy props on eBay for tricks you have no plans to ever do
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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You become a magic shopaholic.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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You go grocery shopping and only come home with magic props
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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... and also lots of plastic and latex fruits.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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... Both ends of your pillow cases are open...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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You have sponge balls and TT under your pillow so you can practice in your dreams.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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You refer to your driver's license as the "face card"
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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You use your expired credit card as the "duplicate card".
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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You put roughing fluid on your Blue Cross card.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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You nearly blew up your house experimenting with gun powders and flash papers.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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When you apply for a job as an Extra Medium.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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When two people can post 300 times in a row and they beat Dynamike for sheer numbers.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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When everything you say is just patter, patter, patter
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17136 Posts
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You do finger exercises 3 hours per day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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When you answer the phone, "Numbers between 2 and 8"
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you send all your friends a postcard three hours after you turn on the gas and put your head in the oven.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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When those postcards announced your demise so you can attend your own funeral and see the "reviews" you got.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20518 Posts
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You realize that your last will and testament is just another one ahead trick.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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You actually count and record the number of times you practice with each techniques.
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