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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
You don't even have a real wallet.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you want your "Broken Wand " ceremony b4 you cash in.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
You cannot even differentiate whether your items are real or gaffed.
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Bill Ligon![]() Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts ![]() |
...and you don't even know what "differentiate" means...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
You like collecting the same items in different versions.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
You say, "Would you like that with or without whiffle dust?"
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
You spend hundreds of hours trying to develop a new act.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
Another magician asked you how to do something and you say, "I forgot!"
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
You send to all your magician friends a photo of you to be placed as a wall paper for their PC.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
Your shower curtain has lights and plays music.
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
You have a different business card designs printed on different T-shirts.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts ![]() |
You sleep in your refrigerator or stove because you are trying to invent "My Instant Magician" and can't decide weather you should be freeze dried or steamed.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
Other magicians are telling you that you are re-inventing stuffs.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-11-04 12:42, Bob Sanders wrote: I can't imagine why Alabama lets you even live there. That's some funny stuff!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
You build a 1600sq ft theater in the barnyard
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... you build a magic prop shop in a cotton field.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
... you compete with Tabman on outdoor stages out in the country
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
... you start making all kinds of storage boxes to put your props in.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
You are looking forward to using spring credit cards with your spring bills.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
... when you use cotton bolls instead of balls in your C&B routine (for the Cotton Council).
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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