... you start making micro versions of all props for fun.

... and micro mircro versions of your micro props.

... when you idea of a social is going out with the guys to look at wood to build props

... and discussing what and which machines to use.

When you are eating some of those small Rold Gold pretzels and you begin seeing how many you can hold-out in your hand in finger palm and still look natural (true story). I was doing this at lunch yesterday and had to stop myself. I'm a dork.

When the emergency phone numbers in your cell phone are magic shops

... we just cannot get away from anything magic related.

The cop asks you for your driver's license and the only card in your wallet is the King of Hearts.

Your best friends all have stage names.

... the only physical activity you get is scaling cards.

...your clothes and costumes are the same thing.

... you never eat, sleep, drink or change clothes because you're afraid you might miss something worthwhile on the Café.

that's a good one, Tabman.

Wow! Tabman, we need a caffeine free Magic Café.

You know that you are spending too much time with magic when your costume is in the cleaners and your socks are on the floor.

When you tell your wife how much you like nuzzling with Bambi and she knows you are talking about a rabbit.

The only insurance policy you own is the King Of Hearts

... every mirror in the house has a silk drying on it.

... you keep reciting and rehearsing your patter to everyone that comes near you.

You start laughing at your jokes.

... you practice all kinds of laughters.