Someone asked you a question and you begin by saying, "Start my music!"

Your wife says she wants a nice silk scarf for Christmas and you look up Bob Sanders phone number.

Some of your change has holes in it...

You have all of Bob Sanders' silks and he has run out of unique silks designs to sell you.

You put away your easter bunny silks, and bring out your Santa silks...

You try to learn up every version of every effect in the market.

... the prop list for the show is longer than the show!

You make sure you take a spare of every item used for each show with you for every show.

You can do 60 tricks in 60 seconds...

You suddenly get information overloads and forget how to perform the ACR.

... dental tools are necessary for building props but you can skip dental appointments.

... you drop out of dental college to practice card tricks all day in a seedy hotel room across the tracks from the bus station.

You think using a dental dam is having a cursing dentist as an assistant.

You miss the Sunday football games to be on the Café...

It takes you 45 minutes to load every kinds of small props and gimmicks into your pockets before you go out each day.

Posted: Nov 7, 2009 9:41pm
... but never get to use them most of the time but you still want them in your pockets.

Joseph, what's a football game?

When you can't find your car keys for all the magic props in your pocket.

... when you have to use a belt and suspenders to hold up your pants because of all the props in your pockets.

Is that the latest cups and balls routine?

You find 5 extra hidden slots in your wallet..



If I remember correctly, it's a game played on a huge close up mat...