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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Someone asked you a question and you begin by saying, "Start my music!"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your wife says she wants a nice silk scarf for Christmas and you look up Bob Sanders phone number.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Some of your change has holes in it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You have all of Bob Sanders' silks and he has run out of unique silks designs to sell you.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You put away your easter bunny silks, and bring out your Santa silks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You try to learn up every version of every effect in the market.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... the prop list for the show is longer than the show!
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You make sure you take a spare of every item used for each show with you for every show.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can do 60 tricks in 60 seconds...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You suddenly get information overloads and forget how to perform the ACR.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... dental tools are necessary for building props but you can skip dental appointments.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you drop out of dental college to practice card tricks all day in a seedy hotel room across the tracks from the bus station.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You think using a dental dam is having a cursing dentist as an assistant.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You miss the Sunday football games to be on the Café...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
It takes you 45 minutes to load every kinds of small props and gimmicks into your pockets before you go out each day.
Posted: Nov 7, 2009 9:41pm ... but never get to use them most of the time but you still want them in your pockets. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Joseph, what's a football game?
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<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you can't find your car keys for all the magic props in your pocket.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when you have to use a belt and suspenders to hold up your pants because of all the props in your pockets.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Quote:
On 2009-11-07 23:04, Bill Ligon wrote: Is that the latest cups and balls routine? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You find 5 extra hidden slots in your wallet..
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On 2009-11-07 23:04, Bill Ligon wrote: If I remember correctly, it's a game played on a huge close up mat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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