When you apply to Sallie Mae to get a student loan to attend the Chavez School and want to stay on campus.

... you can match every card in a face down deck but not your socks.

... you finaly organised your house to look exactly like the interior of the magic castle and your wife enjoyed the restaurant section (kitchen) the most.

... you name your kids clubs, diamonds, hearts and spades.

... and your dog, Svengali.

... you make every situation black or red...

... you practice the multiplying balls with zombie sized balls.

... you think a table napkin is only for lapping.

... you decided to do something to one of the walls in your house so you can perform the 'magician thru wall' illusion for your guest.

You will only own a lap dog...

...magic is the only thing you know.

You laminate all your playing cards...

Here's a twist

You go into a store..... any store.... and you just go and buy what you need without looking at every item on sale and trying to figure out how to make it float or make a rabbit appear.

Because you don't have another single square inch of space in your 2,000 sf warehouse for anything. You don't even have enough room to walk up and isle without sidestepping something or walking over something or trying to duck the asrah gimmick that will leave a "Grill Mark" on your face. And you can't even get to the mail slot because you have boxes piled up the the ceiling, that's how much stuff there is.... So you close your eyes when you go into the store. You hold your breath.... hoping that NOTHING will jump out at you saying" Buy me, I'm shinny" or "Better get three of these because that's all there are left." You ignore the little voices in your head that whisper 'It's only a few dollars OR I'm sure I'll use it someday, maybe not today, maybe not this year but I'm sure I'll use it sometime" and sometime never comes.

That's when you're doing too much magic....... that's when. I tell ya. Will someone please come over and take it all away?

You understand what Jay is saying and agree with him.

Even your TV has rabbit ears.

You got a huge white rabbit slipper made for bedroom use.

OK

I just spent 140 dollars on useless stuff that I'll never use. I'm back to normal.

... you do all kinds of experiments with an idea to see how it goes but it failed badly. (What a waste of time and money)

Does anyone want a 4 foot fork and matching spoon for anything?

Not at the moment, but I can probably find a use for them sooner or later.