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Bob Sanders
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You have a thumb tip for each day of the week
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JamesTong
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... you create gag props just to surprise magicians.
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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On 2009-11-20 22:19, Bob Sanders wrote:
You have a thumb tip for each day of the week


With your initials on each one.
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JamesTong
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On 2009-11-20 22:58, Bill Ligon wrote:
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On 2009-11-20 22:19, Bob Sanders wrote:
You have a thumb tip for each day of the week


With your initials on each one.


And the words Monday to Sunday printed on each one.

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On 2009-11-20 19:43, hbwolkov wrote:
..You really are convinced your mindreading goose knows what you did last night.


And you start training a mindreading duck so you can do a combo act with them.
joseph
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You have a Harry Blackstone toothbrush...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
waso
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You always carefully look at the change hoping to find a locking shell another magician has accidentally spent.
JamesTong
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... you take the time to have as many autographs signed by Great Magicians.
Bob Sanders
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You have assorted incomplete decks of cards you know you'll need for something.
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JamesTong
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... you finally found out that your great ideas are not so great after all.
tabman
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USA
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... your pajamas have little buuny feet and bunny ears on them.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you manage to convert your everything in your house to be props for your act.
jay leslie
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You own three of everything and rotate them in and out of the show so they wear-out at the same rate.
JamesTong
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... you can impersonate any magician's performance and stage character.
joseph
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Your 5 drawer dresser has 5 different shows in it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... you need Tabman to co-sign with you for new magic props.
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tabman
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... you're headed out to Home Depot for some magic springs and some magic oils for the magic prop shop instead of staying home and hanging out at The Magic Café. Hopefully Ill be back.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You play with dice in front of the 7-11 store...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You don't come back from the Home Depot because sleeping on a pallet will allow you to wake up and smell the wood.
Bob Sanders
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You go into a home improvement store and ask for location of the magic department.
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joseph
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You ask your dentist for a sheet of dental dam...
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