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Father Photius
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It is two days before Thanksgiving and you are thinking about magic and not Turkey.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You insist on producing the cooked turkey from a square circle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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...when you interrupt your family's Thanksgiving dinner by making a turkey appear in a dove pan.
hbwolkov
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Your relatives will not pass you the salt shaker at Thanksgiving dinner.
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Bob Sanders
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... you are plotting to cause color changing cranberry sauce.
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Dynamike
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...you are worn out from typing on the Café like James is.
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When the Thanksgiving dinner is just another reason to "show" people what you're grateful for.... as in 30 minutes worth (or more if they applause).
Dynamike
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...you pull a turkey out of your hat.
Bob Sanders
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... you hear a fanfare ring tone and make an entrance.
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Dynamike
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...you bring your Linking Rings thru a metal detector.
Bob Sanders
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... you worry about angles when you brush your teeth.
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joseph
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..you can do a show for your family after the Thanksgiving dinner...
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Bob Sanders
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... you get into the shower with your thumb tips on.
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..and you come out clean, except for your thumbs...
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Bob Sanders
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The most valuable part of a roll of 35mm film is the package.
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joseph
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You practice magic instead of eating turkey...
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tabman
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.... you save the turkey feet, feathers and bones to make fake amulets and charms out of.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you have patter to explain the shape of gem clips.
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Dynamike
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You book several shows the same time and day.
Bob Sanders
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... the phone quits ringing before you answer it.
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