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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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It is two days before Thanksgiving and you are thinking about magic and not Turkey.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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You insist on producing the cooked turkey from a square circle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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...when you interrupt your family's Thanksgiving dinner by making a turkey appear in a dove pan.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your relatives will not pass you the salt shaker at Thanksgiving dinner.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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... you are plotting to cause color changing cranberry sauce.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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...you are worn out from typing on the Café like James is.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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When the Thanksgiving dinner is just another reason to "show" people what you're grateful for.... as in 30 minutes worth (or more if they applause).
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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...you pull a turkey out of your hat.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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... you hear a fanfare ring tone and make an entrance.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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...you bring your Linking Rings thru a metal detector.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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... you worry about angles when you brush your teeth.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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..you can do a show for your family after the Thanksgiving dinner...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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... you get into the shower with your thumb tips on.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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..and you come out clean, except for your thumbs...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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The most valuable part of a roll of 35mm film is the package.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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You practice magic instead of eating turkey...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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.... you save the turkey feet, feathers and bones to make fake amulets and charms out of.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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... you have patter to explain the shape of gem clips.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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You book several shows the same time and day.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20524 Posts
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... the phone quits ringing before you answer it.
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