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JamesTong
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... you are looking for a giant mirror to dry those 6 foot silks.
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Your belt buckle has Houdini's face on it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... and you wonder where to get one?
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You watch Prestige and Illusionist 100 times...
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JamesTong
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On 2009-12-04 21:57, joseph wrote:
You watch Prestige and Illusionist 100 times...


98 times more to go Smile
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Your friends want to come over for a magic show, instead of watching the Super Bowl...
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JamesTong
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... you invite your magic buddies to come over to watch the Prestige and Illusionist with you.
tabman
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... the only dishes in your house are antique P & L apparatus.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... the iron temperature is always set to "Silk".
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JamesTong
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... you can hardly find dust, dirt or print marks on your props.
tabman
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... you stop and watch "Women in Boxes" every time it runs on the Documentary Channel.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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You have to do the floating coke bottle at every picnic...
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JamesTong
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... you start developing impromptu magic routines for the nudist camp.
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..and when they sit down, it sounds like they are clapping for you...
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You keep arguing with people in the do it yourself section and they won't listen to you.
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On 2009-12-06 12:50, joseph wrote:
..and when they sit down, it sounds like they are clapping for you...


... that would be nice Smile
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(Saturday night 6:15 pm)
When you go to the Home Depo with red paint all over you (to buy more paint) and the clerk threatens to call the police because she thinks you just robbed a bank.

So my answer was... "So why am I buying another 8 cans of red paint that's EXACTLY the same color? ... wouldn't I buy paint REMOVER instead... HUH..... WELL....... (stare) Now what do you have to say?"

Her "Have a nice day".
Bob Sanders
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You think the announcement that your bank is failing is just an introduction to a trick.
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jay leslie
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Or an excuse to borrow a hundred.
Bob Sanders
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You assume everyone has a TT.
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