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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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... you noticed that Tabman's hat matches the color of his beard that also matches with the upper portion of his glasses
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts
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You threaten Tabman if he doesn't come through with those 4 $2000 tricks you want for xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you take Joseph's threats seriously!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The budget deficit can be funded by liquidating your magic collection.
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 4:15pm You serve your mindreading goose for Xmas dinner. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 4:17pm You have your own table at the Magic Castle. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 4:18pm L&L sales representatives have memorized your credit number.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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... you sign checks with your stage name.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You no longer get a pay check.
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:25pm You are tempted to try an escape routine every time you see a trash can. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:26pm Your hat contains more rabbit poop than the bags at home depot. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:29pm Your wife constantly checks your closet for her missing scarves.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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... you wash more silky little things in the sink than your wife does.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You can not play hangman without holding a pair of scissors.
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:32pm The hens in the chicken house hide their eggs if you are within 100 feet. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:33pm The bank clerk will not allow you to count your cash. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:35pm You carry an applause sign to all your corporate meeting. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:38pm Your wife checks you mouth when she can not find her sewing needle.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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... you can't borrow a Sharpie from someone in the audience.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your doctor is not surprised when he does an exam and your prostate has disappeared.
Northern California
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your VISA card has a picture of a hat and rabbit.
Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:49pm The last non magic DVD you watched was 10 years ago. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 8:51pm When you walk into a Toy R Us all the little children run to their mothers. osted: Dec 9, 2009 8:56pm You are slapped with a subpoenas every time a rabbit is reported missing. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 9:02pm You expect to see a rabbit when the doctor performs a pelvic examination on your wife. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 9:04pm ....you expected to see a rabbit when the obstetrician delivered your first child. Posted: Dec 9, 2009 9:05pm You miss dinner because you are spending too much time enjoying this site.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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... you ask them to just email your dinner to you.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts
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You attend 1 magic show per week; no matter where...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you do not know what a normal movie is.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts
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You sweep the floors after each convention...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and get to keep all the loose change you find.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... and hope to find some gaff coins.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You drive hundreds of miles to a magic shop only to find that it;s closed so you do it again the next day.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You drive hundreds of miles to find a magic buddy, talk magic with him, have good food with him and then drive hundreds of miles back home after that.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts
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A rubber band is always within reach...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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