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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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... in the store you always ask, "Does that come with a pull?".
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You do coins across everytime you use the vending machine.
Northern California
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you cant stop posting on the Café.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You accidentally sign your checks with the name Copperfield
Posted: Dec 10, 2009 5:52pm When presenting a business card you invariably pull out the ace of hearts. Posted: Dec 10, 2009 5:53pm You constantly check your rear view mirror to insure the proper angle. Posted: Dec 10, 2009 6:06pm You order eggs to silk at the local IHOP.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... at IHOP you request an Order of Merlin.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Your football jersey has the name Slidini on the back...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You make mini Santa hats for your fingers.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... its 11 pm and you're still covered with wood shavings from planing wood for magic all day.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you keep all those wood shavings for other uses.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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You sprinkle salt on your burger, and 80 tablespoons come out...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You buy decks and decks of cards on sale that you will not need for many years.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you cant stop laughing at Amazing Jonathan's show.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you enjoy all those good magic shows eventhough you've seen them many times.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... its never too cold to work on magic.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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You have 10 different hand creams on your magic table...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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All of your good friends have doves and rabbitts.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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You smoke so you can show off your auto match light...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You only carry a pen so spectators can sign items.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Every card in the deck has three or more signatures on it.
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