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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts 
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... you realize that you are late to your wedding.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you move to Orlando because you like the name of their basketball team.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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Your favorite movie is (ugh) Magic Christian...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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... You give your address as "Stage Left".
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... the only other book you have in your library is the telephone directory.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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... people don't even know your name but introduce you as "that magician".
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... almost everything in your house is printed with the words "I'm A Magician".
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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On 2009-12-12 12:30, JamesTong wrote: James is much to modest... I've heard all his props read "Worlds Greatest Magician"
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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Mine are marked "Will work for food."...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you carve your initials in a palm tree outside the Magic Castle.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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First we have to plant some Palm Trees!
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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You can palm trees...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You only think about potential magic tricks when visiting a Home Depot.
Posted: Dec 12, 2009 5:10pm Your wife no longer gets embarrassed when your out in public and people say " How about a trick?" Posted: Dec 12, 2009 5:15pm You go to a flea market and spend time looking for the Wolf booth. Posted: Dec 12, 2009 5:22pm You keep your money in a stacking box instead of a safe deposit box. Posted: Dec 12, 2009 5:34pm Sellers on the Café no longer need to ask you for your Paypal address.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Costumes are your only clothing.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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You learn more than one trick per day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you have a card index tattooed on your arm.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-12-12 19:36, joseph wrote: ... and have forgotten those you learnt two days ago. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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You make a never ending list of all the tricks you perform...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You tell the psychiatrist you had a special case built for your Mummy.
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