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When you use a a 18 inch silk and 2 inch Christmas Tree ornament like a mini Zombie Ball.
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When you can't sit at a table in a restaurant with a straw in front of you without doing flip stick moves.
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When you sit through 55 minutes of a one hour program on the Food Network just to catch a glimpse of Max Maven.
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When you drop the six half-dollars you are edgepalming on the floor of the church during the sermon. And everyone turns and looks at you.
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(Why do they never drop them when the plate is being passed?)

When you insist on back and front palming your business card before giving it to anyone.
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tabman
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When you decide that if Father Photius' church was close by you might go, at least once in a while.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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That you still enjoy doing "close-up" card tricks even though all your "friends" refuse to invite you to Fechter's Finger Flicking Folic.

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 12:23pm
That you would enroll at "Card College" if you had the opportunity.
Bill Ligon
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When you know somebody who calls himself "MagicBus."
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Father Photius
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On 2009-06-01 11:55, tabman wrote:
When you decide that if Father Photius' church was close by you might go, at least once in a while.

(Oh you got it bad, tabman!)

When you can't read a newspaper without thinking of several methods of doing torn and restored newspaper.
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When you hold a magnet next to every watch, in the department store, just to see what happens.
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On 2009-06-01 12:22, MagicBus wrote:
That you still enjoy doing "close-up" card tricks even though all your "friends" refuse to invite you to Fechter's Finger Flicking Folic.


I'm an old FFFFer. Is Obie still running it. I'll give you a nod if this is true.

-=tabman
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When you cannot stop igniting flash papers just to get everyone's attention?
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OMTAVGXIZCKIWAQNY

... please get rid of 9 alphabets from the above group of alphabets and leave behind 8 alphabets that point to a word that refer to a magician.


If you tried your hand on the game above .... you are spending wayyyy to much time with magic.
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Nah, thanks Tabby Crabb, I'm not good enough for FFFF, was just a joke, thanks for the kid words. Yep, Obie O'Brien and Joan Caesar of IBM still run it, I heard it is and was still terrific I've heard.

You know you're doing too much magic when you already know what 9 letter English word still remains a common English word, even after removing one letter at a time (the word is "startling" by the way).

When you saw the cover of the June issue of MUM, and saw the picture of Alain Choquette with a paper heart, and immediately thought of another French magician who also uses paper hearts in his close up routine...
tabman
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Yah, I was just joking too!! Smile
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On 2009-06-01 18:31, tabman wrote:
Yah, I was just joking too!! Smile


:rotf:
Well played!
Father Photius
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When you know that FFFF does not stand for Flying Fickle Finger of Fate.
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jay leslie
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When yoy know that it stands for "Farmers Felonious Faro Fold"
Father Photius
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When you know that Jay was 4-F with those eyes.
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jay leslie
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When this thread is the first thing and the last thing you do in the morning and at night.
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