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Your wife asks you to come upstairs and you hope she wants to show you a new trick with your sponge balls
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you use all your feather flowers as a blanket and your wife thought you died in your sleep.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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... A wax toilet bowl ring is part of your act.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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Your wife tells you she found a job for you, and you think it's a gig...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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You name your children: Houdini, Slydini, and Flydini
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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You can hide 3 halves in your mustache...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... and still have space for 2 sponge balls.
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Bean Regular user 119 Posts
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When you leave the house, you don't do the "money, phone, keys, lipstick" check, you do the "TT, wax, cards, coins" check.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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You start a Fantasy Magic league
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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You buy an iphone just to do the tricks...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you cant eat, sleep, or do anything but work on magic.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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..and still don't have enough time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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... everything you see looks like a potential magic prop.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... the dust covers on all your books are worn out, your pulls have lost their elasticity, your silks ahve lost their silkiness, and your top hat isn't on top any more.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... everything is wearing out too fast and you realize that spares are important.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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The snowman you build has a top hat and is holding a magic wand.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you make snow top hats around your house.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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You build snow illusions because that's all you can afford...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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When you don't remember what your kids names are.
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