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Mike Brezler
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Your wife asks you to come upstairs and you hope she wants to show you a new trick with your sponge balls
JamesTong
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... you use all your feather flowers as a blanket and your wife thought you died in your sleep.
Bob Sanders
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... A wax toilet bowl ring is part of your act.
Bob Sanders

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Your wife tells you she found a job for you, and you think it's a gig...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Mike Brezler
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You name your children: Houdini, Slydini, and Flydini
joseph
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You can hide 3 halves in your mustache...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... and still have space for 2 sponge balls.
Bean
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When you leave the house, you don't do the "money, phone, keys, lipstick" check, you do the "TT, wax, cards, coins" check.
Mike Brezler
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You start a Fantasy Magic league
joseph
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You buy an iphone just to do the tricks...
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tabman
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... you cant eat, sleep, or do anything but work on magic.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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..and still don't have enough time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... everything you see looks like a potential magic prop.
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Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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JamesTong
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Quote:
On 2009-12-19 17:57, tabman wrote:
... you cant eat, sleep, or do anything but work on magic.


... or read anything related to magic.
tabman
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... the dust covers on all your books are worn out, your pulls have lost their elasticity, your silks ahve lost their silkiness, and your top hat isn't on top any more.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... everything is wearing out too fast and you realize that spares are important.
Mike Brezler
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The snowman you build has a top hat and is holding a magic wand.
JamesTong
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... you make snow top hats around your house.
joseph
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You build snow illusions because that's all you can afford...
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Mike Brezler
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When you don't remember what your kids names are.
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