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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts 
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You practice early and forget to go to work...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you assume that every email is from another magician.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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The only thing you record on your DVR is magic
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Your favorite espn reporter is Kevin Blackistone...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you can keep track of all the latest tricks sold in the market.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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You go through 300 decks a year...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... your wife does not understand why you keep buying cards when you already have 300 bricks at home.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Your house is made out of playing cards...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... and it feels good to sleep inside it.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you have business cards printed up for each day of the week.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...the playing cards you are using are soft as ashes.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you can keep track of all the sleights you can and cannot do.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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The house is all dusty except for your close up table...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your yard is covered in dove feathers.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you decide to raise doves and sell them to magicians.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you expect other magicians might have money to spend.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you start printing your own "magic money" with a picture of Dynamike on the fives.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... even your socks have safety pins in them.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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All your clothes are magnetic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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