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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you walk into the hardware store and the first thing they say to you is "We are out of spray flat black paint".
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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JamesTong
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Eternal Order
Malaysia
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On 2009-12-23 21:06, Bob Sanders wrote:
... you walk into the hardware store and the first thing they say to you is "We are out of spray flat black paint".


... and scotch tapes.
joseph
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You wax your tip box every week...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... dove harnesses are always in the laundry.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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JamesTong
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... you have little blankets made for your doves and rabbits.
joseph
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You try to predict everything that is going to happen...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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On 2009-12-24 14:28, joseph wrote:
You try to predict everything that is going to happen...


... but could never predict the lottery.
joseph
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You walk into the bank and they have your crisp dollars all ready for you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Mike Brezler
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Waynesboro, Pa.
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All of your Christmas presents are magic tricks
JamesTong
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... you wrap the new tricks you just bought as Christmas presents to yourself.
Mike Brezler
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Inner circle
Waynesboro, Pa.
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When you dress your son in a top hat and vest to go to school everyday.
Douglas Lippert
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E Pluribus Unum
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When you're up at 6:53 a.m. reading this thread.
Douglas Lippert
Former I.B.M. Ring #8 Secretary
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JamesTong
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... you login to the Café 5 times a day.
joseph
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You restore all the torn xmas wrappers, so you can use them next xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... you cut all the torn xmas wrapper into confetti so you can use them for your show.
tabman
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USA
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... you keep pork chops in an extra chop cup in your fridge.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you save medical forceps for tabman to use in prop building.
Bob Sanders

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tabman
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... you sleep in black pajamas.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Douglas Lippert
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E Pluribus Unum
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You look forward to the Order of Merlin luncheons.
Douglas Lippert
Former I.B.M. Ring #8 Secretary
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joseph
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You are in 25 magic rings...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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