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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you seriously work on "Water to Wine", "Water to Milk" or even "Water to Coffee" to help with the grocery bill.
Bob Sanders

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tabman
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... but only after you've perfected "Water to Beer."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you keep thumb tips and pulls in your safe.
Bob Sanders

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joseph
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You own a 52 card pickup truck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you ask for a volunteer who is NOT another magician at a magic convention.
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MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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That you know what a Gim-CRACK is and use it with your HappieAmp.
tabman
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... you can name all the members of the Café.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you know the members of The Magic Café who did not check in today.
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JamesTong
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... you know the members of The Magic Café who check in on alternate days.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... there is no more room in the phone's directory for you magic friends' phone numbers.
Bob Sanders

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joseph
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You have a magic castle coffee cup and cereal bowl...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... and you have Trix every morning for b'fast.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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On 2010-01-22 21:23, Bob Sanders wrote:
... there is no more room in the phone's directory for you magic friends' phone numbers.


... and you can remember all their names.
tabman
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... and where they live.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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..and how long their show is...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... it takes you hours looking among your decks of cards to find a regular one.
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JamesTong
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On 2010-01-24 12:27, Bob Sanders wrote:
... it takes you hours looking among your decks of cards to find a regular one.


... a regular complete deck with the seal still intact?
joseph
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You take your shoes off, and 9 cards fall out...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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On 2010-01-25 16:15, joseph wrote:
You take your shoes off, and 9 cards fall out...


... along with a thumb tip and some coins.
Bob Sanders
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... you own a complete deck of 52 Jokers.
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