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MagicBus
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When you wish you had the power and talent to invite your buddies to FFFF.

When you wish it was August as Abbott's so Abbott's has started.

That you subscribe to at least six magic magazines and wish there were more.
MagicBus
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That you get so excited thinking about Abbott's that you type it twice.
Irfaan Kahan
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When you tenkai everything from your credit card to your coffee mug

When you card spin anything flat from your wallet to your cell phone

When you do the paddle move anything that looks like it will work (I've just done it on an ice cream stick)
I'm a Magician playing the part of an Actor
joseph
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Quote:
On 2009-06-01 21:15, jay leslie wrote:
When yoy know that it stands for "Farmers Felonious Faro Fold"

and not Father Fotius' Fingers of Fury?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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When you start to take offense if FFFF is used in vain! Smile

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And let me add, Obie O'Brien was the best president ever of the IBM.

-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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Obie -good.. If anyone objects, Joseph said he'll arm wrestle you.
tabman
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Smile
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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When you spend hours practising the multiplying bowling balls routine and insist that it can be done.
MagicBus
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When you still politley applaud at a magic convention main stage show when watching someone use the Siberian Chain Escape, or do the Zig-Zag Lady, the Shrinking Head illusion, Strat-O-Spheres, square circle or The Invisible Deck.

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 5:53pm
Whoops, meant politely. When you are worried that your magic friends on The Magic Café who you have never met will think less of you than they do already because you spell incorrectly when posting.
Thales
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When you make a coin disappear and your 4 year old son immediately reached behind his ear to see if it has reappeared there yet.

When you wear your PK ring more often than your wedding band. Where is that wedding band anyway?

When your browser has more magic related bookmarks than all other book marks combined.
"If you can't change the method, change the moment." Vernon
joseph
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When you use an egg timer to see how many passes you can do in 3 minutes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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On 2009-06-02 17:53, MagicBus wrote:
Whoops, meant politely. When you are worried that your magic friends on The Magic Café who you have never met will think less of you than they do already because you spell incorrectly when posting.

(Only when you do it in a forum that I'm assigned to)

When you have at least a dozen tricks set up around the house in various stages of being performed so you can practice it impromptu as you pass by it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Or, balls and silks in the silverware drawer!

 
tabman
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When you can understand Lewis Ganson's explanations in the Dai Vernon series.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When you find yourself using your knowledge of illusion and misdirection when you think someone is trying to pull one over on you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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On 2009-06-03 12:09, tabman wrote:
When you can understand Lewis Ganson's explanations in the Dai Vernon series.

This is a good one, tabman.

Posted: Jun 3, 2009 3:51pm
When you keep track on who's online at the magic Café and how much time each person spend reading and posting.
tabman
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When you check a map to see what part of the world James Tong lives in and decide to learn something about the country.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When you have 20 sheets of "Proud member of the magic Café" stickers in your desk drawer.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you know that Malaysia has a vibrant magic scene.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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On 2009-06-03 16:27, tabman wrote:
When you check a map to see what part of the world James Tong lives in and decide to learn something about the country.


(And then finds out from Fr. Photius that the country exist but James Tong does not exist and that he is just a magic phantom who only lurks at the Café every day)

When you get USPCC to print playing cards with your photo and contact info at the back of the cards and give away the cards that are signed by the audience and hope they will call you one day.
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