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You float your cigar before you smoke it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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When you know the stage/author's name used by Barrows Mussey.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Hay, I know!
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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I love Oh Henry candy bars. Hay, why can't I find a Sterling egg bag at the jewelry store?
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you learn to deal the game of Faro and make your own dealing box, casekeeper and layout after traveling to California to learn the subtleties of the game just because Harry Anderson said he wanted to play a game of Faro sometime.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you save broken guitar strings and use them in prop building. (Card rise chest!)
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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When you have at least four egg bags (Malini/Welch, Mardo/Lewis, an old Tarbell?, and one you got from Denny), four or five books and pamplets on the egg bag (Biro, Brooke, Lewis, Tarbell), an egg bag video/DVD or two (Stevens, Denny and Lee), attended Denny's lecture on the egg bag, and have a box of wooden, plastic, blown, and even sponge eggs... AND, most importantly, you don't even do/have never done the egg bag in your show!
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... when you get ready to put out the trash and other magicians want to know if they can have it next.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you keep eggs in your refrigerator in an original Charlie Miller egg bag.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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At breakfast, you break open an egg, and a silk comes out...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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At breakfast you drop an egg and it goes "thunk" and doesn't break.
(Unabashedly derived from Joseph's silk in the egg)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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And you fry it anyway...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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...you only date girls who fit into your homemade Zig Zag.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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You walk instead of taking the bus because all your coins and bills are gaffed.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You retire thinking you can supplement your pension by doing magic shows...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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LOL ... you do look a women with an eye for what props you could use with them.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Quote:
On 2010-02-13 06:14, joseph wrote: Ha! Yeah!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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 .. You join the monestary just to show the monks some new gospel magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and because you like the sack cloth robes, especially the hood.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... sleeves are the important part of your coats.
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