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Bob Sanders
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Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... your toothbrush handle is a magic wand.
Bob Sanders

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tabman
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Inner circle
USA
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... you have a magic wand for every day of the week.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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Eternal Order
Please ignore my
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You can force a card 1,000 ways...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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Eternal Order
Malaysia
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Quote:
On 2010-03-14 07:26, joseph wrote:
You can force a card 1,000 ways...


... years ago and can only remember one method now.
joseph
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All of your silks have your monogram...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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Inner circle
USA
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... you add the word "Magician" to your business card even if you only dream about being one.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... your traveling toothbrush holder contains an invisible thread reel.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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JamesTong
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Malaysia
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... you have been trying to shuffle a pack of cards with your feet for years and have made no progress at all.
Bob Sanders
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Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... you spend hours in the plumbing department buying items that are not to be used for plumbing.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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Bill Ligon
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Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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...you wear a TT when you hitchhike (HH).
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong
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Malaysia
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... you have so much you want to do and not have enough time.
MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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That you actually get excited when you are approaching your 1,000th post to The Magic Café'...
JamesTong
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Malaysia
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... you noticed that MagicBus just became an Inner Circle member of The Magic Café.
MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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You wonder where Dynamike went...
jay leslie
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Southern California
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You don't wonder where Dynamike went but why other people wonder where Dynamike went.
joseph
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You spend more time in Joanne fabrics than your wife...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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Southern California
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You marry Joanne for the discounts.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You always have a Sharpie, safety pins, and rubber bands on you.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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JamesTong
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Malaysia
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... you are a walking magic shop because you have almost everything with you all the time.
tabman
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USA
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.... you have a "My Other Car is a Flying Carpet" bumper sticker on your car.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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