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Doruk Ãœlgen Elite user 466 Posts 
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You are tremendously afraid to do things that might hurt your hand..
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Red Shadow  Inner circle 1787 Posts
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You've just walked out of Criss Angel's Believe show and actually think, well at least the dancing was good...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2010-03-22 14:22, JamesTong wrote: And you have to move but can't throw any of it away.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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Your receipts for magic purchases outnumber your bills...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Red Shadow Inner circle 1787 Posts
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You've just built a magic card castle and your actually thinking of doing it for real, with playing cards glued all over your house.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you make a single card that is 4 feet by 8 feet just so you can tell others you actually have a giant card at home.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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You show the kids 3 hours of magic to get out of taking the trash out...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you make a giant banner that says "I am a magician!" and hang it on top of your house.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you wear a black Mandrake cape to the post office.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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Your coffee cup displays your ad...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Red Shadow Inner circle 1787 Posts
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All your wallets have slips in the back which makes you wonder - where did all my coins go?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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You double lift your pancakes every morning...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you don't have time for anything else.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2010-03-27 19:10, joseph wrote: And you make big holes in all but the top one, so you can hide a bunch of dollar size pancakes inside, for the world famous "Diminishing Pancakes Trick. You should patent that, Joseph.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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Ok jay, the syrup makes it easy, but it's very messy...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you are waiting for Joseph to market that 'pancake trick'.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2010-03-24 08:13, ku7uk3 wrote: You move into you own Card Castle and hope it doesn't rain... or get windy.... or a dog doesn't come by. Quote:
On 2010-03-29 14:32, JamesTong wrote: You pay for it with Silver Dollars and it's called... I can't say it.... all right... The Silver Dollar Pancake Trick. I apologize for stating the obvious but then again the apology is a bit transparent... which means that you see right through my ploy to make you read an additional paragraph, for absolutely no reason at all... but then again, If you had something better to do you wouldn't be here... so I apologize for the apology because it's obvious that this is exactly where you want to be... otherwise you would have clicked off this post a long time ago.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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UMMMMM PANCAKES!!!Late night breakfast after a great day at a magic convention.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...you start magic just to become a clown.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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When you buy all your clothes from http://www.loudmouthgolf.com (including suits) so you'll be noticed in a crowd...
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