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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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On 2010-05-03 18:24, jay leslie wrote: That's a good one, Jay 
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You know the names of all the music used in every Vegas show but can't remember what your door bell sounds like.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You won't spend the only dollars in your wallet, because they are crisp...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you accidentally used your crisp gaffed bills to pay for a drink.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You always carry 4 different color magic markers with you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2010-05-09 08:23, joseph wrote: ... with duplicates in a different pocket. |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... your choices are red or black.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you try starting a green color back bicycle cards trend for the cardicians all round the world.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You buy an iPhone just for the magic apps
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You start a phone conversation with, "Was the number you dialed odd or even?"
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you have a list of forks and spoon brands that cannot be used for bending.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you've memorized all of Joe Dunninger's old radio shows.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You show home movies of you performing magic tricks in your den...
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TheGreatRaymondo Special user Manchester, England 969 Posts
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When your wife almost gets strangled by wlaking in front of the strand of invisible thread you were stripping in your 'den'! (it happened to me!)
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have not yet deceived us...
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AGMagic Special user Cailf. 775 Posts
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On 2010-05-09 12:18, JamesTong wrote: You still refer to them as "Magic Markers" even though that brand hasn't been in existance for years!
Tim Silver - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Magic-Woodshop/122578214436546
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Visualize Whirled Peas! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you try to have a complete collection of all the old magic magazines and catalogs.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You already have three sets and wish someone would come over with a truck and box them-up and send them to James who doesn't have enough junk around his place.
Note: Get the floor reinforced, it all weighs about 200-kg (if I did the conversion correctly)
Jay Leslie
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AGMagic Special user Cailf. 775 Posts
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On 2010-05-16 07:57, TheGreatRaymondo wrote: Is "wlaking" the sound your wife made when she walked into the thread?
Tim Silver - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Magic-Woodshop/122578214436546
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Visualize Whirled Peas! |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you sit on the curb waiting for the mailman on GENII Magazine delivery day.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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AGMagic Special user Cailf. 775 Posts
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...You know which day "Genii Magazine delivery day" is.
Tim Silver - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Magic-Woodshop/122578214436546
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Visualize Whirled Peas! |
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