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On 2010-05-25 14:51, JamesTong wrote:
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On 2010-05-23 07:16, joseph wrote:
You are waiting for the 1st blu ray 3d magic dvd to come out...


... and also wonder how the masked moron's act in 3D would look like?


or James' shirt..or Jay's cube...or Bob's egg...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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... to sew, your wife has to borrow thread from you.
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You can fix your car with mirrors and double sided tape...
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... you are afraid to list your street address.
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jay leslie
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The cruise ship sinks and you're assistant wonders how you did it.
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You spend hours sharpening flower darts.
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Every day someone asks you to make their wife disappear...
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Bob Sanders
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... you think that bloodsucking government can also suck up oil spills.
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... after every show the place gets burned down (true story about my friend ... a real jinx)
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Was that Loren?

You're sitting here at 6:30 on a Saturday night thinking... Why am I sitting here posting on a Saturday night, then it hits you that James is posting at the same time but his time is 4:00 am... so now you don't feel so bad.
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... Other magicians assume that you have extra doves available for them.
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You are the most popular magician in town, since you do free shows every night...
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Everyone copies your moves so you do them incorrectly around other magicians and perfectly at your shows.
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Everyone copies your acts so you do the worst routine ever whenever magicians ask to see your routine but you perform a killer act for your clients.
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... there are more Q-tips in your prop bag than in the bathroom.
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You have an extra CD of your music and even an old cassette tape, in case you get a gig at a retirement center.
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On 2010-06-07 12:33, jay leslie wrote:
You have an extra CD of your music and even an old cassette tape, in case you get a gig at a retirement center.


...and what about that 8 track tape in your glove compartment?
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Don't you mean the Suround Sound "Quadriphonic" 8 Track, by Hammond Organ that only played a dozen tapes because it never caught on?, like the Moody Blues and Santana?
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You take live band, for back-up, which you get locally, but need to audition the afternoon of the show.
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Your family thinks you are listening to your ipod, but you are actually rehearsing and timing your silent act...
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You memorize music so you know how long you can hold your breath.
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