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You have rubber bands around both wrists, and both ankles...
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Your dentist hides all the rubber bands, when you visit.
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You leave the table saw running while you type another long-winded post.
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It's still running but you had to check the last post to make sure it loaded.
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That one too.
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You are paranoid about posting here...
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... you do not know whether you want to saw some lumber or to spend time posting here or to do both at the same time.
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The barber carves out the 4 suits in your hair...
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... you enjoy polishing your metal props with Brasso.
tabman
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On 2010-07-24 15:31, JamesTong wrote:
... you enjoy polishing your metal props with Brasso.


... so much so that your friends call you Brasso the Great!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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When you can shower without removing your loops
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When lay people mention spring flowers, you start thinking about stage productions.
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You only do tricks with sand, and are known as the Great Gobi...
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You get a glass eye so you can see you're own fortune.
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When you feel like you could use a little lift and go get on your Super X board.
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You hand out fortune cookies all containing your business info...
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... you really enjoy waxing those wooden props and dusting out the props boxes.
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When you think there is nothing unusual about having 500lbs of dove poo around your house.
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Kudda Bux means much more than money.
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JamesTong
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On 2010-07-25 17:29, Father Photius wrote:
When you think there is nothing unusual about having 500lbs of dove poo around your house.


WoW! How many doves can create that amount of poo? Smile
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