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JamesTong
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When you enjoy posting on this thread alone even though you know everyone has gone off for their weekend.
jay leslie
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Who's gone?

When you set up a table at a swap meet and bring more stuff home then you took.
JamesTong
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When you are known as the magic shopaholic because you always rush to be the first to arrive at a swap meet so you can buy off everything even before the meeting started.
jay leslie
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When you bought sooooo much that you ask your friend to put some in his car too.
JamesTong
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When you keep wishing you could attend every magic convention organised all round the world.
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When you join the Magic Castle even though you live thousands of miles away from Hollywood.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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On 2009-06-05 13:43, tabman wrote:
When you join the Magic Castle even though you live thousands of miles away from Hollywood.


You hit it right on the nail, tabman. For the many who are thousands of miles away from Hollywood.
jay leslie
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Better yet

When you're a member and drive 6 different routes at different times of the day (and different days of the week) to see what route is the fastest.... Then you go in the afternoon (when the traffic is dead anyway) and donate time to repair things and none of it matters, you're staying till 1 am.
JamesTong
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When you spend every waking hour in Vegas watching magic shows, visiting magic shops, buying props and spending time with magicians and when you reached back the hotel you found out that you totally forgot where you left your wife.
jay leslie
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When you make the UPS driver wait at your door so you can read what James just wrote.
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(As for the last 8 posts, why are you guys following me around and documenting my life?)


When you have 200 mini cd's of photos you took of other people's magic props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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This could be the topper -

When no woman will marry you because you are already married to your magic.
tabman
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Thus the real Magician's motto - FFFF.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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That you can't wait to see what Creative Magic has done with a force bag...

Posted: Jun 5, 2009 3:34pm
That you have considered buying The Gecko even though you don't do close up, you already have at least 5 pulls including the pill container attached to an elastic band, and a Raven.

Posted: Jun 5, 2009 3:36pm
That you wonder if your own demise will make into the Broken Wand section of The Linking Ring...

Posted: Jun 5, 2009 3:37pm
That you know the name of the College Dale Salwak was/is a professor at.
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That you know 4 versions of the 21 card trick
MagicBus
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That you can't understand why you do so many postings to The Magic Café.
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That you CAN understand but would prefer to leave all your "baggage" on the psychiatrists couch.
JamesTong
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On 2009-06-05 16:07, jay leslie wrote:
That you CAN understand but would prefer to leave all your "baggage" on the psychiatrists couch.


Can the couch take the weight of my roll on table?
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When no woman will marry you because you are already married to your magic.


When you're so involved with magic you don't even notice women.
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Quote from James "Can the couch take the weight of my roll on table?"


No, but it's a great place to sit and apply your roll on deodorant.
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