OK. now this is getting ridicules. Is everyone out buying back to school supplies or something?

It's been 25 hours since two posts ago and NO ONE thinks they're spending too much time with magic, other than myself?

What has the world come to? So it's 1:30 am. I'll just have to drag out some old catalogues and wait for someone else to come up with a snappy comment.

You dream of your wife and you doing "things" in a magic shop setting...

There is only one part of the book store you know.

When you walk through the produce section of the Supermarket and when you look at lemons the only thing your head can visualize is how nicely a dollar bill would fit in one of them...

Your laptop overheats from you staying on the Café too long...

Your wife beats the crap out of you for staying ion the Café too long!

You know what college stadium (the biggest in the U.S.) Franz Hirary used to perform at during halftime... Go Blue!

Your hands are beginning to take on a rectangular shape from palming cards...

You complain that the magazines in your doctors' offices never include Genii or Magic.

You reach eternal order and you still can't stop posting...

You perform the arm twisting illusion in the emergency room...

Strangers on the street avoid you because they think your that "Blainey guy..."

It's yet another holiday weekend and what's you big plans... dancing with a cane?

Your doves sleep through your act.

You stay up till 2am to see Penn & Teller, because you don't trust your tivo...

Reverse

You're doing so much magic you don't have time to post.

You talk to your doves and rabbits, and think they understand you...

They talk to you, and convince you to try their food, for a week.... so you know what how bad it is.

All the bathroom tissue rolls in your bathroom were obtained from Tom Burgoon (and have faces on them)

You do magic every day at work, and not just on Friday...