Your wife gets frustrated by you being around your assistants everyday practicing.



Dynamike
Detroit Magician

You love doing the same tricks 25 times a day...

You have more then one web site dedicated to any part of the biz.

You receive divorce papers from your spouses' attorney reading:
"She wants a divorce because you are spending too much time with magic"



Dynamike
Detroit Magician

It takes half a day to figure out...

Why a dog can scratch behind it's ears, but a rabbit can't.

When your toddler:

- while holding a change bag as a volunteer for an unfortunate children's magician, works the change bag themselves and confuses the poor guy for 30 seconds

- if looking for coins, checks behind their ears first

- can already do a convincing cups and balls routine

... you keep marrying your assistants!

You can tear & restore a card 101 different ways...

The pockets of every pair of pants you have have a Bobbie Pin clipped on them.

You have a box full of several wireless microphones and receivers and none of the parts works.

Let me clarify, That would be at least 2,600 dollars in broken microphones. (Not including the Nady someone gave me that was worthless to begin with).

You write personal checks using a Sharpie Pen.

You go to China to see where Doug walked through the wall.

Daffydoug walked thru a wall?...

No the other Doug, Doug Shloffenshimerbergenheimer III, Of the Omaha Shloffenshimerbergenheimers

You spend $425 to make sure your rabbit is comfortable enough in it's new expensive large load production box...

When your media collection of magic not only includes more VHS than DVDs, but when you have one of these:

When you wear a cape to the grocery store and buy two issues of the exact same newspaper.

You save the zip tabs from metal cans.

You throw your beer bottle thru the tv screen whenever the Masked moron appears...

You try to figure out how much slush powder you need to spike your friends Jacuzzi.