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You give each of your kids a change bag for trick or treat...
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Sounds like they got a trick And a treat... all in one.

Here's what you do. Have your kid put some diabetic candy in the bag and after the home-owner drops the real candy, the kid does the switch and asks why he got "old folks" candy.

Naturally, they're dressed in a cape and give the home owner your card. lol
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Smile .. You go trick or treating dressed as a magician...
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...when you miss all the weekend sports.

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Or, if you have money, you sport all the weekend misses.
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You have read every word of every Book Test ever written.
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You name your first born "Presto".
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You file your past income tax returns in a card index...
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You measure wealth in terms of thumb tips owned.
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You can name "Any trick called for" (including the page number) in Wilson's course, Dunninger's Enc. and all the Tarbell books (both the books and the original mail order).
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You purchased thumb tips for your toes.
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You do magic on the weekends and drywall during the week using your stilts.
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You pull 1,000 nesting clocks out of a single hat.
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You pull a thousand hats of of a nesting clock.
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You know what a nesting clock is...
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You feel you must levitate to paint your ceiling
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You link your loose pretzels ...
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You fool yourself with your own magic
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You are searching for an invisible harness for your dog.
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You purchase your Bubble Bath from Losander.
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