You give each of your kids a change bag for trick or treat...

Sounds like they got a trick And a treat... all in one.

Here's what you do. Have your kid put some diabetic candy in the bag and after the home-owner drops the real candy, the kid does the switch and asks why he got "old folks" candy.

Naturally, they're dressed in a cape and give the home owner your card. lol

.. You go trick or treating dressed as a magician...

...when you miss all the weekend sports.

Magicians in Detroit

Or, if you have money, you sport all the weekend misses.

You have read every word of every Book Test ever written.

You name your first born "Presto".

You file your past income tax returns in a card index...

You measure wealth in terms of thumb tips owned.

You can name "Any trick called for" (including the page number) in Wilson's course, Dunninger's Enc. and all the Tarbell books (both the books and the original mail order).

You purchased thumb tips for your toes.

You do magic on the weekends and drywall during the week using your stilts.

You pull 1,000 nesting clocks out of a single hat.

You pull a thousand hats of of a nesting clock.

You know what a nesting clock is...

You feel you must levitate to paint your ceiling

You link your loose pretzels ...

You fool yourself with your own magic

You are searching for an invisible harness for your dog.

You purchase your Bubble Bath from Losander.