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hbwolkov
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Your home telephone answering machine message provides details about your upcoming show
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joseph
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You think up names like Cube a Libre...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Your idea of a wild Saturday night is practicing backpalms with jokers.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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It takes no longer then 5 seconds to make-up another joke,
Bob Sanders
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You constantly look at other peoples' watches with no interest in the time.
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Father Photius
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While waiting on your food in a restaurant, you realize you are front and back palming crackers.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Even your coffee mug has a loop.
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joseph
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Your Thanksgiving Day turkey is wearing a tt...
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hbwolkov
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You have disappearing canes in every color of the rainbow.
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Father Photius
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You find yourself trying to retention vanish mashed potatoes.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Your Thanksgiving dessert was a load from a Dove Pan.
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Father Photius
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You opened your Thanksgiving meal with the turkey levitation.
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hbwolkov
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Go travel to Paris to perfect the French drop.
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Bob Sanders
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There are white dove feathers inside your car.
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Father Photius
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You try to make black Friday disappear.
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jay leslie
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You watch your own videos to learn something new.
Father Photius
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Your favorite magician looks just like you, only a mirror image.
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hbwolkov
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You tie up your family instead of the Turkey
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Father Photius
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You have a pre reserved room for TAOM no matter what city it is being held in and what year.
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Bob Sanders
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The help in the hotels where magic conventions are held know you from years before!
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