Your home telephone answering machine message provides details about your upcoming show

You think up names like Cube a Libre...

Your idea of a wild Saturday night is practicing backpalms with jokers.

It takes no longer then 5 seconds to make-up another joke,

You constantly look at other peoples' watches with no interest in the time.

While waiting on your food in a restaurant, you realize you are front and back palming crackers.

Even your coffee mug has a loop.

Your Thanksgiving Day turkey is wearing a tt...

You have disappearing canes in every color of the rainbow.

You find yourself trying to retention vanish mashed potatoes.

Your Thanksgiving dessert was a load from a Dove Pan.

You opened your Thanksgiving meal with the turkey levitation.

Go travel to Paris to perfect the French drop.

There are white dove feathers inside your car.

You try to make black Friday disappear.

You watch your own videos to learn something new.

Your favorite magician looks just like you, only a mirror image.

You tie up your family instead of the Turkey

You have a pre reserved room for TAOM no matter what city it is being held in and what year.

The help in the hotels where magic conventions are held know you from years before!