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Father Photius
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Someone asks for your card and you give them the 10 of diamonds.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You use rubber cement to apply postage stamps.
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hbwolkov
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Your shoe boxes are reserved for magic tricks without instructions.
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Father Photius
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You actually have all the instructions to every trick you have ever owned, neatly filed in triplicate.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You watch Youtube magic with dial-up.
Father Photius
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The only pan in your house is a dove pan.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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Every Christmas gift under the tree is from Hocus Pocus.
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Bob Sanders
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Burglars can tell if you are home by counting the doves.
Bob Sanders

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Father Photius
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You have a trunk in your living room autographed by Mark and Nani.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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There is a curtain on the front door so guests can be made to magically appear from behind the curtain. (There is a vanish too!)
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Father Photius
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You have a trap door under your welcome mat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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All your coat hangers are linked.
Northern California
Father Photius
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You have 227 Magic magazines in your bathroom.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Someone asks you for a hot tip, and you teach them the vanishing cigarette...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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While washing your hands you realize you've been wearing a tt all day.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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The bottom of your big toe says "on-off"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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You can recite the order of a stack both forward and reverse.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You realize that you buy more plastic bags than the deli.
Bob Sanders

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hbwolkov
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You pay your taxes with mismatched bills.
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Father Photius
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When you can thumb count the bottom 10 cards without using your thumb.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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