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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Someone asks for your card and you give them the 10 of diamonds.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You use rubber cement to apply postage stamps.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your shoe boxes are reserved for magic tricks without instructions.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You actually have all the instructions to every trick you have ever owned, neatly filed in triplicate.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You watch Youtube magic with dial-up.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The only pan in your house is a dove pan.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Every Christmas gift under the tree is from Hocus Pocus.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Burglars can tell if you are home by counting the doves.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have a trunk in your living room autographed by Mark and Nani.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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There is a curtain on the front door so guests can be made to magically appear from behind the curtain. (There is a vanish too!)
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have a trap door under your welcome mat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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All your coat hangers are linked.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have 227 Magic magazines in your bathroom.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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Someone asks you for a hot tip, and you teach them the vanishing cigarette...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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While washing your hands you realize you've been wearing a tt all day.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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The bottom of your big toe says "on-off"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You can recite the order of a stack both forward and reverse.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You realize that you buy more plastic bags than the deli.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You pay your taxes with mismatched bills.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you can thumb count the bottom 10 cards without using your thumb.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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