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Father Photius
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You have a box full of ruined gimmicks that you have inadvertently sat upon.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When you're A.D.D. makes you P.O.S.T. on the C.A.F.E. all day
Father Photius
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You can't turn in any direction in any room of your house without seeing a magic prop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You drive 2 hours to the magic shop, but won't go to the corner store for milk...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Your annual magic purchases exceeds the GNP.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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The only writing instrument you have is a Sharpie Pen.
Bob Sanders

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Father Photius
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You have no coins in your pocket that don't have someone's initials on them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Please ignore my
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You predict what your wife will buy at the grocery store...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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You have clips, holdouts and topits on every item of clothing you own.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Nobody in the family has more safety pins than you do.
Bob Sanders

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Father Photius
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You open the trunk of your car to get a jack and all you can find is magic props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You write your last Will and Testament with invisible ink.
Northern California
Father Photius
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You realize that you own two or more copies of most of the videos you own and they are all unopened.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You take 18 hours to set the music, three days to practice, hire two assistants, all for a one-time 20 minute birthday barfy.

Yes a birthday barfy,
Father Photius
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You spend 6 hours researching someone elses exhaustive research on the french drop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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All of your socks are being used to store magic props.
Bob Sanders

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Father Photius
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All of your socks are on top of the dresser because the drawer is full of magic props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You have 3 custom made ball carriers for your cup and ball trick.
Northern California
Father Photius
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You can't go to sleep without wearing a strait jacket.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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