You order the Criss Angel magic set...

You have Stevens Magic on your speed dial.

You have more photos of magicians on your wall than family members.

Magic dealers don't need to ask your credit card numbers anymore.

When you tally up all that you own, you find that the total number of magical props exceeds the combined total of all other items.

You don't really expect all scissors to cut.

You can't pick up a piece of rope without starting a routine.

You know you did not get that newspaper to read.

You steal napkins at restaurants to use in your act.

You head is the same shape as your costume hat.

You actually wait in line to marry Nani Darnell.

You assume Father Photius can be found any time on The Magic Café.

You actually begin to believe that Bob Sanders is a magician.

The only hank in your pockets is silk a card printed on it.

You have wear-marks tattooed on your thumbs to prove the Thumb Tie hurts

All of your children's Christmas presents soon to be under the tree will be incorporated in your upcoming act.

You would fall off your chair if Bob sent you a P.M. for no reason at all.

You read a chapter of Tarbells backward just to see if you could create a new trick that way.

You get hitched so you can tie the knot...

Santa brings you a sock full of coal for Christmas and you think, "Wow! This gives me an idea for a great trick!"