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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts 
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You are only 1 of 12 who brings the joy of humour to the other 38,000 members.
Jay Leslie
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mahucharn Elite user 417 Posts
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You are spending more time figuring out how Michael Vincent's Cups & Balls works than you do studying for your calculus final.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You think that reading the biography of Johnny Thompson is to read the biography of a Great American.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mahucharn Elite user 417 Posts
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Your friends no longer think that the sound of you springing cards is someone farting, and they are not bothered by it in the sleightest (heh, pun...)
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You do the Russian Shuffle and the Cow Pie shuffle cause you believe people would rather be entertained, then see sleight o hand.
(Please send your angry Emails to James)
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You start a collection of the wit and wisdoms of Jay Leslie.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You collect torn napkins...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mahucharn Elite user 417 Posts
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You start running out of regular printer paper; however, you have plenty of flash paper.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The neighbors refer to your house as the used playing card museum.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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There are wear spots on your magic wand.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have more of Bob Sanders fake eggs than real eggs in your house.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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All of the coins in your pocket are larger than 2.5 inches.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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After watching 50 episodes of Topper you start to get an idea for a new act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You try to cash a $1 million jumbo bill...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You win 15 100 dollars bills in the Cash Cab and immediately change them all into ones.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You can spot a Svengali deck from across the room.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You are a clown, stilt walker, face painter, balloon twister, ventriloquist and juggler like Dynamike.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You are insulted because you got a playstation III instead of magic for xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You are afraid to spend your change because you can't remember which coin is your scotch and soda.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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All your coins are attracted to magnets.
Northern California
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