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You are not a magician.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You can write a 300 page paper on the minor variations in the mechanics grip.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You are on The Magic Café staying up posting late tonight when you have an early morning service to do.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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You wait 2 hours for the magic store to open, so you can spend your gift certificate xmas present...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You drive across country to pick up a Ball and Vase given out free for the holidays.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You sit in the passenger seat beside Dynamike
Jay Leslie
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Bagatelli New user Germany 73 Posts
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...You sit here on Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas at all members and best wishes for the next year(s) from Germany. Bagatelli |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Even though you are so busy you can't see straight, you still take time to read "Now that's funny" on the Café.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You travel across country to collect every Cracker Jack Box.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You start naming your doves, Dancer, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You try and get your doves to talk in your show.
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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You get paper cuts from practicing basic card manipulation.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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You sprinkle woofle dust on your waffles...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You practice at home in your underwear.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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You have plastic bags of flash paper everywhere.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Quote:
On 2010-12-26 07:40, joseph wrote: And you also sprinkle Waffle Dust on your Woofles
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You actually own woofles.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You reach 20,000 post.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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You get excited when a new cap in bottle is released...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You are sick of magic.
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