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You are not a magician.
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You can write a 300 page paper on the minor variations in the mechanics grip.
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You are on The Magic Café staying up posting late tonight when you have an early morning service to do.
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You wait 2 hours for the magic store to open, so you can spend your gift certificate xmas present...
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You drive across country to pick up a Ball and Vase given out free for the holidays.
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Even though you are so busy you can't see straight, you still take time to read "Now that's funny" on the Café.
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You start naming your doves, Dancer, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
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You try and get your doves to talk in your show.
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You sprinkle woofle dust on your waffles...
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Quote:
On 2010-12-26 07:40, joseph wrote:
You sprinkle woofle dust on your waffles...


And you also sprinkle Waffle Dust on your Woofles
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You actually own woofles.
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You get excited when a new cap in bottle is released...
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You are sick of magic.
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