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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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You find yourself attending a clothing marketing show in Las Vegas because it was named "MAGIC".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You buy a Magic Bullet on that tv commercial without really knowing what it is...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You bought yourself tons of tricks this Christmas, but haven't opened your previous tons of Christmas presents.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You carry on long conversations with your rabbit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You have to hunt through your thumb tips for gas money.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Your thumb is black and blue from your thumb tip.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Every other page of your wedding album is a magic poster...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Most of your hair is Invisible Thread.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When your manager is a 6ft. tall invisible rabbit named Harvey.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you wait an hour for someone else to post.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you live in L.A. and the Magic Castle tells you that you don't need to do an audition for membership.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You agree to do a free show for your in-laws.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You can do a coin roll with your pc mouse...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You buy every magic book in the world, but never read any.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have 1400 videos of you practicing the pass
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You buy every magic DVD in the world, but never watch any.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You know 300 sleights but no tricks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You study it for 20 years just to win a talent show contest.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You enter contests to say you were "considered" for the first prize.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You can watch 4 zombie routines in one show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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