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You are a witchdoctor in Africa.
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When you use the old David Seville song "The Witch Doctor" as background for your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bring it to a job interview.
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You visit the dollar star twice a day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You visit the dollar store twice a day.
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When you ask someone if they would like to see a trick, they say no, but you do it anyway.
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On 2010-12-30 09:22, Dynamike wrote:
You visit the dollar store twice a day.

Then it's only the 50 cent store... but then... only 50 cent can go in,

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On 2010-12-30 12:06, Father Photius wrote:
When you ask someone if they would like to see a trick, they say no, but you do it anyway.

You quote people, often
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When you can't decide which of your two allakazam hats to take with you.
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You sell your magic programs before your show...
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You are looking at a fake rabbit on your avatar.
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On 2010-12-30 13:40, Father Photius wrote:
When you can't decide which of your two allakazam hats to take with you.


You have two Allakazam hats and the guy that made them only has one.

(And both yours are autographed when my sample is not)
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When you try to do a 52 lift.
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When you do color changing knives for a group then realize you didn't bring your color changing knives.
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You drink your New Years Eve wine, and find 3 half dollars at the bottom of your glass...
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Soon as you wake up in the morning and say "Magic Café, here I come!"
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You have an uneasy feeling that, at the stroke of midnight you'll be reading posts while everyone else is getting drunk or better.
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When you realize another year has passed and you still can't do all those Curtis Kam moves.
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You are on the Café instead of with your family for New Years Eve.
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I said that.
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When you finally realize that Jay Leslie has a mustache.
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