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You are a witchdoctor in Africa.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you use the old David Seville song "The Witch Doctor" as background for your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bring it to a job interview.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You visit the dollar star twice a day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You visit the dollar store twice a day.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you ask someone if they would like to see a trick, they say no, but you do it anyway.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Quote:
On 2010-12-30 09:22, Dynamike wrote: Then it's only the 50 cent store... but then... only 50 cent can go in, Quote:
On 2010-12-30 12:06, Father Photius wrote: You quote people, often
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you can't decide which of your two allakazam hats to take with you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You sell your magic programs before your show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You are looking at a fake rabbit on your avatar.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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On 2010-12-30 13:40, Father Photius wrote: You have two Allakazam hats and the guy that made them only has one. (And both yours are autographed when my sample is not)
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you try to do a 52 lift.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you do color changing knives for a group then realize you didn't bring your color changing knives.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You drink your New Years Eve wine, and find 3 half dollars at the bottom of your glass...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Soon as you wake up in the morning and say "Magic Café, here I come!"
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You have an uneasy feeling that, at the stroke of midnight you'll be reading posts while everyone else is getting drunk or better.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you realize another year has passed and you still can't do all those Curtis Kam moves.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You are on the Café instead of with your family for New Years Eve.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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I said that.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you finally realize that Jay Leslie has a mustache.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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