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joseph
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You practice sleights and missed the ball falling...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You practice your back palm for ten minutes before you realize you forgot to get the cards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You practice your back palm for twenty minutes before you realise you don't have any arms.
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You feel undressed unless you are wearing an ITR
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jay leslie
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Today is 1 1 11 ... that's 4 if you add it up. Now make a trick out of that.
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If you actually try to make a trick out of Jay's post.
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joseph
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The 10 ones in your wallet have the same serial #...
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Father Photius
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Every inch of the ceiling in your bedroom is covered with pictures of Nani Darnell.
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joseph
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You wear your tux to the waffle house...
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Father Photius
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You actually think there was an illusion involved in changing Miley Cyrus into Hanna Montana.
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You stare at your crystal ball all day waiting for it to tell you something.
Father Photius
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When you have confirmed paid attendance at every magic convention until 2025.
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hbwolkov
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You can't leave home without a spool of invisible thread.
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Father Photius
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When you have posted here so much that you can spell hbwolkov without having to look at it.
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Bob Sanders
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There is a glue stick in your computer case.
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Father Photius
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When there is no computer in your computer case, just magic props.
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hbwolkov
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When you listen to Andrea Bocelli singing Romanza, all you can visualize is Tony Clark's DVD.
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When you have carefully transcribed into writing the content of 70 magic DVDs
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Dynamike
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You are using invisible thread to try and levitate a car.
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You are selling plasma weekly to get more money to buy tricks.
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