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Father Photius
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You have no friends or relatives who aren't magicians.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Wravyn
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All your animals are named after a magician and the new bunny is going to be named Father Dynamike Photius. Smile
Father Photius
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(I feel so honored!)

When you have 4 filing cabinets full of magic instructions.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You are on the mailing list of every publisher of magic books and magic magazines.
Northern California
Father Photius
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When your grandchildren know the dialogue to your patter better than you do.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When you can't believe that grown men spend all day posting this stuff.
Father Photius
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When you watch a Fred Kaps performance and a Curtis Kam performance and serious consider hauling all your magic stuff to the dump.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When you think of those immortal words

The beggar who sits cross legged on the steps of the great pagoda, in the middle of the winter, is no closer to heaven then the white cockatiel that lays the square egg in the palace of the prince.
Father Photius
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(square egg, ouch!)

When you start to realize that you may be more entertained by your own magic than the audience is.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Or when you're boring the audience to death with countless 4 ace tricks but refuse to let them leave the table because you have just one more to show them.

I won't mention names here but I have a list that I will be happy to send if you respond with a self-addressed envelope and 2 dollars.
joseph
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What's your paypal address?..

You break out your $1000 close up set, and they want to see that there rubberband trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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You can't sew a button on a shirt without doing a thimble routine.
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hbwolkov
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You have nine kitchen knives in 3 garish colors.
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Bob Sanders
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You buy socks in four different colors you'll never wear just to use in a magic trick?
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joseph
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Your clean socks still have cards in them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you always plan your trips to California around Nani Darnell's birthday.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Your legs fall asleep from posting too much...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you can't lift a pot lid off a pot on your stove without expecting to find a dove in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You have hundreds of magic DVD's in your home collection and they will all be replaced by Blue Ray versions upon release.
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Father Photius
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You have abandoned use of keys and just gone to trying to pick the locks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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