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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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You have no friends or relatives who aren't magicians.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Wravyn Inner circle 3673 Posts
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All your animals are named after a magician and the new bunny is going to be named Father Dynamike Photius.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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(I feel so honored!)
When you have 4 filing cabinets full of magic instructions.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You are on the mailing list of every publisher of magic books and magic magazines.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When your grandchildren know the dialogue to your patter better than you do.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When you can't believe that grown men spend all day posting this stuff.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you watch a Fred Kaps performance and a Curtis Kam performance and serious consider hauling all your magic stuff to the dump.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When you think of those immortal words
The beggar who sits cross legged on the steps of the great pagoda, in the middle of the winter, is no closer to heaven then the white cockatiel that lays the square egg in the palace of the prince.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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(square egg, ouch!)
When you start to realize that you may be more entertained by your own magic than the audience is.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Or when you're boring the audience to death with countless 4 ace tricks but refuse to let them leave the table because you have just one more to show them.
I won't mention names here but I have a list that I will be happy to send if you respond with a self-addressed envelope and 2 dollars.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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What's your paypal address?..
You break out your $1000 close up set, and they want to see that there rubberband trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You can't sew a button on a shirt without doing a thimble routine.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You have nine kitchen knives in 3 garish colors.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You buy socks in four different colors you'll never wear just to use in a magic trick?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Your clean socks still have cards in them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you always plan your trips to California around Nani Darnell's birthday.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Your legs fall asleep from posting too much...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you can't lift a pot lid off a pot on your stove without expecting to find a dove in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You have hundreds of magic DVD's in your home collection and they will all be replaced by Blue Ray versions upon release.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have abandoned use of keys and just gone to trying to pick the locks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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